Kerala Kamasutra

Sex position from kerala india in which cow urine is ingested and used as lube
Did you hear abt Varghese and Neo trying the Kerala kamasutra yesterday

Omg Yh it was so weird
by RyanGohang 123 March 16, 2024
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Kerala Blasters

kings of the walkout
Person 1: where is that guy going?

Person 2: he's a fan of Kerala Blasters and following the example of his idols
Person 1: understandable
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Kerala Blasters

kings of the walkout
Person 1: where is that guy going?

Person 2: he's a fan of Kerala Blasters and following the example of his idols
Person 1: understandable
by username_redacted November 23, 2023
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kerala blasters

This club has the most electric and passionate fans (mainly stinky Indians) who would die for their shit club. They play in yellow, like a fucking bee. This club has not won shit and is referred to by any conscious football fans by the kerala bottlers. Their best player is called Luna, however this guy is no better than the average Indian tech support. He will do fuck all every single game but will still achieve fans player of the match on onefootball. This team is the sort of team to stop you watching a football game due to their poor quality performances.
Harry: Who’s playing in the isl today? I bet it’s gonna be a good game…

Me: Oh fuck me it’s the kerala blasters, ain’t nobody watching that shit.

Rupert: I might 🤓
by Kimmyhead6969 January 30, 2025
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Kerala

First of all, please ignore the definition written by 'Frog.Man', obviously the dude was butthurt towards a Keralan when they wrote that brain-dead comment.

Anyhow.... Kerala is known for its stunning backwaters, beaches, hill stations, and rich cultural heritage. It's famous for its high literacy rate, progressive social policies, Ayurveda, and diverse cuisine. Often referred to as "God's Own Country" due to its natural beauty and serene environment.

This definition, as well as the ones written in 2004, still hold true as of today (November 2024). Nothing has changed much.
"Hey I just got back from Kerala. The beaches were amazing, and the food was so fresh! I think I could retire there one day haha."

"Dude, you should go to Kerala if you're into nature and want to chill for a bit. The vibe is so peaceful."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 21, 2024
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Kerala

Home state of Yesudas, the Voice of God.

Also a tropical paradise that was the historic center of the global spice trade, home of the ancient Indian science of medicine called Ayurveda, birthplace of the martial art called Kalari, all of which make it a popular destination for tourists from around the world.

Today it's the state ranking the highest in terms of the Human Development Index in India, where everybody is educated and well aware of things happening around the world, thanks to a significant proportion of Kerala's population expatriating to other countries as skilled professionals - this leads to Kerala being the a great object of envy and bad mouthing on the part of many other parts of India, especially the underdeveloped areas of North India where religiously bigoted political parties hold power.

The people of the state and others friendly to them just shrug off such venom and chill to cool movies made in Kerala, which also happens to be home to a small, but world class film industry that consistently produces works that regularly win prizes at premier international film festivals, which are a world apart from the banal crap produced in the North India-centric "Bollywood".
Kerala is called "God's Own Country" because among other things, the Voice of God, Yesudas (also known as the "Celestial Singer" was born there, even though he now lives in Texas most of the time.
by Da Global Observer March 26, 2024
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