kentucky up tuck

When you get an erection in public, and must hide your weiner by flipping it up behind your belt.

Friend: Man, I have this annoying noticeable boner at church.
Me: Give it the ol' Kentucky Up Tuck!

by Bilty November 12, 2017

Kentucky Plug

An act involving a thumb plugging a hole. Pressure significant enough to stop blood flow is required. Sometimes used to save lives. Also used for pleasure.

I gave her the Kentucky Plug to save her life. His prostate was tickled with a Kentucky Plug for fun.

by Wolflord Ballistics May 20, 2021

Kentucky Saddler

1. Riding a horse nude and bareback with a passenger. You shit, and with it smearing out from between your ass and the horses back, the passenger uses it for body paint and lube.

2. A Kentucky Saddler is a breed of horse in RDR2, in modern day it is simpley the American Saddlebred.

1. Took the Ol' Lady and Gus out for a ride and a Kentucky Saddler. It was great but the ride home chaffed my ass up fierce.

2. Thats a good lookin' horse, Kentucky Saddler? Nice.

by sunnywampus October 21, 2020

the Kentucky plug

A sexual position in which one plugs a hole with their thumb

Girl your getting the Kentucky plug tonight

by Lastnightguss May 20, 2021

kentucky fucked

To be thoroughly owned in a manner resulting from the recipient's complete lack of decorum

Presenter: And the pussy is entered by the cock and balls
Guy 1: What is this guy thinking?
Guy 2: I don't know but this guys grade is going to get Kentucky Fucked by the professor

by PsionicDucks April 18, 2020

Kentucky Thumb

A sex position that is used by finger blasting your partner with your abnormally large thumb

Damn girl I'm gonna give that kentucky thumb

Bro did you here about the guy who gave Brandon a kentucky thumb for not completing the AK-50

by Gobagoose May 20, 2021

Kentucky Fried Asshole

The BURNING sensation you will feel in your asshole approximately 7 hours after eating a KFC Zinger Meal, as you sit on the commode holding your ankles and screaming at passers by to "get Colonel Sanders".

Though a Zinger Meal doesn't taste particularly spicy going in, on it's way back out the other end it feels as though an army of hornets are raking hot coals around your ringpiece with a combine harvester.

It's like there's a party in your ass, and everyone's calling the Fire Brigade.

Dave: Why do you walk like that?
Eddy: I have Kentucky Fried Asshole

by Dr Suffering June 16, 2010