Kennith Sals

The Alpha of the Alphas. He Drives a stick shift with no hands on the wheel so he can shift while finger fucking your bitch. His sprinting speed is immaculate due to the third leg he has. He feeds off the the energy of other alpha males by consuming them. (Ryan Goodman, Craig Sleeman, #55)

Friend to other friend: Dude I'm such an alpha
friend: Dude no you're not look thats Kennith Sals over there

by Yanni734 November 19, 2021

Dirty Kennith

Super alcoholic

Dude did you know your step father was a dirty kennith?

by hey_emo_boy May 9, 2022

Kenneth Cloonan

A god-like deity worshiped by the Moniteau natives of the continental U.S. Known as the French-Man he commonly wore tight clothing to show his prestige and dominance. He was known to teach the strong and intelligent of the Moniteau in order to find the best to carry on his legacy.

Kenneth Cloonan will allow you to proceed if not you shall be shunned.
Cloonan only accepts the best.

by aHumanbeingwhoisalive101 November 2, 2018

Kenneth Nixon

The absolutely amazing lead vocalist for the Nashville based band, Framing Hanley. He used to be in a band with someone else named 'Kenneth' so he started going by 'Nixon' and he still does.

"Hey, did you meet Kenneth Nixon after the framing Hanley show last night?"

by xRachelatTheDiscox April 7, 2009

Kennisha

(Kin-nee-sha) is normally just as unique as her name. Typically very beautiful with exotic features. She is one that is curious, talkative, versatile and mentally active. She is the champion of cocktail party chatter and lighthearted social encounters. Her razor-sharp wit can have her verbally dueling with the very best of opponents, who moments later are her best of friends. She is very Romantic by nature, and will have interest in many males in her lifetime. She understands love and romance well, and finds it easy to discontinue any relationship that she thinks is not in her best interests.

You are sooo Kennisha!

Wearing all these diamonds, make me feel more Kennisha-like!

Now that I have graduated from Havard, I feel like I've reached Kennisha status!

by moi' February 5, 2010

Hot Kenneth

The act of defecating on a plastic male doll. It is usually done by a male on a male doll.

Guy #1: Oh my god!! Someone shit on my sisters toys!
Guy #2: Get with the program nerd! I gave them toys a Hot Kenneth!

by thesituation89 January 19, 2010

Kenneth Bone

Pure, unadulterated perfection in the form of a human being; the physical return of Christ himself.

Person 1: "Where are you going?"
Person 2: "To church"
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "I have to be prepared for the return of Christ, it could happen at any time."
Person 1: "He already returned and his name is Kenneth Bone"

by Ken Bone = God October 15, 2016