Keely-Sized

A way to describe someone who is around “4,10”

“Look at that jacket. That’s totally Keely-Sized”

by People that is a person March 3, 2020

Keeleysexual

Keeleysexual means you love keeley

Ivy loves keeley so she is keeleysexual

by Old man xohguv February 13, 2021

Smelley Kelley

A Smelley Kelley, is someone who frequently stinks, and lacks a total "non-neaderthal" sense of hygeine without any sign of acknowledgement. A Smelley Kelley can be a male or female. Symptoms of being a smelley kelley: gross shit on teeth, and a smelly crouch. Smelley Kelleys oftenly are broke, and like shitty music like, Nickleback.

Anthony, that ginger, is a Smelley Kelley. I stayed with him all weekend. He never once brushed his teeth, or even had a toothbrush.

by Parsley Noel Smitz June 22, 2009

Steve Kelley

Noun When you wake up in an unknown location under a pile of women

"Dude, I went to Thailand last month and totally pulled a Steve Kelley"

by MVD521 June 6, 2019