kayak

Euphemism for penis. Think "cock" with an alternate pronunciation.

This girl at camp rode my kayak all summer long.

by 8' Kayak July 25, 2003

Kayak

The loneliest boat in the sea.
Calling a person a Kayak is calling them a loner.

What a fucking Kayak
Yo Kayak bounce!

by vocabology April 27, 2007

KAYAK

An amazing meme lord who games all day. Loves sans and Barry b benson

Omg did kayak get that victory royale again!?

by Sksk@#cool February 22, 2019

Kayak

kay-kay i swear to god if kayak isn't your real name i'm gonna kill myself

kayak

by originalnameok May 27, 2018

kayak

when the blunt is canoeing but you still haven’t gotten ur lighter back

“The blunt is kayaking YALL , where tf is my lighter at?”

“Ayoooo why u hand me a kayak like that?”

by lavas1111 April 7, 2022

Kayak

Someone who has no drugs to sell

That kayaks paddling along without selling any legs to anyone bobbing up and down like a tea bag do try it

by Shmick ticker May 19, 2022

kayak

"Kayak" is the Indonesian word for "resembling, similar to" even though this same word has also been used as a word for "a small, narrow human-powered watercraft typically propelled by means of a long, double-bladed paddle".

That new café has a vibe that really kayaks the old one we used to go to.

by Emotional Cruiser August 17, 2025