kutzak

A dutch word. Literal translation: vagina bag.
Used to describe someone who does everything in his power to annoy/piss off his friends. Common kutzak activities are: wet wilies, bangcocks, nipple cripples and spitting in your beer.

A true kutzak enjoys nothing more than humiliating you in front of other people/girls you are trying to impress.

Mitch: Yesterday I hit Kevin in the balls, just for fun. He was almost crying.

Frank: Dude, you're such a kutzak

by daywalker85 April 3, 2009

Katzka

Katzka is a Scorpio. She's very sexi. OwO. Aside from her looks though, she's a very dedicated, loyal, funny, creative, and caring person. If she's your friend, she will stay your friend as long as you don't wrong her. As soon as you *do* wrong her though, GEESH, you are in for hell. Do *NOT* get on her bad side. Ever. She's very artsy, sorta a rebel, *LOTS* of inside jokes. Buttered toast n trees ;). She da best tho :3

Wow Katzka is the bestest friend!!
Are you kidding? She's such a bitch.
Nah, just you're an asshole heheheeh ;)

by meme factory May 30, 2019

Käftz

In a small region of Germany, in the palatinate forest, „käftz“ stands for the asshole of a human being.

But in various hood slangs you can replace any other word which sounds a bit like „käftz“ oder „käftzen“ in every sentence you can imagine.

Hey Simon, please dont always show me your käftz when your drunk.

Hey Mum, our fridge is all empty. We really have to „einkäftz“ some stuff.

Last night we had a huge Käftzerei in the club with some cunts!

by Cirederf February 20, 2020

Kautiana

She’s the hottest girl you’ll ever find. She’ll always be there for you no matter what. She has a great body. Anywhere she goes, guys will be following. She may be a bit wild and crazy, but that’s her best character trait. Also, she has gorgeous hair.

Ooh, that Kautiana looks hot!!!

by Toulouse Birdy April 8, 2020

Ground Klutz

A beast of Korean descent that is only able to travel on its guts or stomach. Using its legs as rudders it slowly clutters along whilst scraping its underbelly on the ground. A Ground Klutz easily evolves into a traffic slug when attempting to cross a road. Ground Klutz’s maintain a strict diet of Mc Donald's Frozen Coke and Menz Fruit Chocks; this enables the Klutz to continue its horrific hormonal educed rage. This rage is much like an EMP Missile, but instead of disabling all electronic equipment in vicinity, all nearby living creatures are Klutz upon with verbal slander, horrific claw attacks and psychological ensembles. The Klutz may also attain a bond with a victim of the opposite sex and of any species, harvesting all assets and creating a plasma shield that ensures an eternal bond against the victims will.

"Hey mummy, how come bowl's of rice can walk, oh never mind that’s a Ground Klutz with a Versace handbag. What a star! Just like Sarah Jessica Parker!"

by alpinesorcery February 15, 2009

kauthar

Of Arabic origin. Means abundance. An abundance of beauty, the superlative of charm and intelligence, pious beyond reason. Femme Fatale, as destructive as she is beautiful, as devilish and she is charming and a wrath of rage as she is intelligent.

That girl is simply Kauthar.

by Shakes'O'Abrahs July 18, 2016

klutzfuckery

When a person is clumsy to an extreme such that it bleeds over into every aspect of life, the summation of those actions at a given moment, or over time, is referred to as Klutzfuckery. Describing the action(s) of a klutz fuck.

Damnit Larry your klutzfuckery is at an all time high today. Get it together!

by Katatbat October 10, 2020