Kanker

A special type of tumor formed inside of the heads of fornite players.

Jij moet je KANKER bek houden, zwartjoekel!

by Tuurchemokuur February 1, 2019

kånkelbär

Swedish word for feces entangled around anal hair of e.g. bovine.

Similar to 'dingleberry' in English and 'paskanmarja' in Finnish.

The cow had 'kånkelbär' dingling below the root of its tail.

by canis pecus February 26, 2008

kenkensquidkuddlephish

A lost soul with no purpose but lie to himself.

Yes, we all feel sad and sorry for him... Being a waste of our planet's oxygen supply.

kenkensquidkuddlephish bro! Oh, you mean Jeff, bud that's fuckin cancer boy! The guy isn't even a script kiddie yet.
Yo, he told us his balls haven't dropped yet either! lelz

by 3301_puzzle_phunz November 24, 2018

kanker op

"Fuck off".

Kanker means cancer, so you really wish for someone to get outta ya way and get cancer and die.

Person 1: "Wil je neuken?" (wanna fuck?)
Person 2: "kanker op!"

by anomalous June 15, 2008

Kackensplatter

Someone who is incontinent and shits themselves silly. Kackensplatters often wear adult nappies that are useless, sometimes the explosive mass of turd expands up the nappy onto the back region.

“Keith, Mum has Kackensplatterd again, get your gloves on you have some clearing up to do….!”

Keith sat back to watch T.V. Suddenly a gurgling noise could be heard followed by that distinctive deep “whoosh” sound. Keith new straight away that Mum had Kackensplatterd. Confirmation was met with the overwhelming smell of fresh steaming shit caked on an old woman’s back.

by Bert Fegg October 28, 2007

kranken

going crazy or getting turnt alone or with another person

#1
Sadie: "hey Harley are you ok"
Harley: "No i'm totally kranken"

#2

Rosie: "Yo guys, Alexa and Max are totally kranken right now"

Jake: "Woah! no way! I wanna get kranken"

by dogsandcatsanddogs July 5, 2018

kankana

Kankana is a beautiful white Indian female whose name is usually confused with Kangana or Jhanjhana. Sweet person with a resting bitch face, always there for her friends. Amazing bod and really gorgeous complexion, doesn’t need makeup to look pretty!

Oh my God you look like such a “kankana” today, beauty to the max !

by Rushwithatush April 13, 2020