kangaed

Kangaed is the past tense of the action verb, the 'reverse kanga' or simply known as the 'kanga'. It is akin to the phrase 'asskum' in 500, meaning 'bad distribution' or 'poor distribution' in hands, sometimes legitimately but often an excuse for a poor bid or overbid. Hence, the phrase, "You have been kangaed!"

1. "FMDABMP Brattislavisthma, you kangaed Abba's bog in topshelf style", uttered Premmy in absolute disbelief after exiting the aforementioned bog.

2. "Hahahaha....you've been kangaed", squealed ecstatically Staying Alive whilst unsure whether or not he is who he says he is.

by t0bee April 21, 2009

Kanga

Term used when deficating outdoors in a squatted position into a hole dug for the purpose of burying the evidence.

Where's the shovel and the poo paper? I gottag kanga so bad I'm tortoise-heading after eating those muffins.

by Miejo January 19, 2010

Kanga

To sit facing the rear of the toilet and defaecate onto the front side of the bowel. This act is specifically designed to leave a trail, or skidmark down said bowel. It is usually carried out as an offensive gesture towards the next occupant, or the owner of the crapper. Popularised in Australia after reference on Big Brother 5.

Hey boys, check out the Kanga I left behind.

by PaddyM August 23, 2005

reverse kanga

The produced result of one straddling a toilet bowl in reverse, thus laying faeces across the front side of the porcelain. Often done to spite someone.

Hey, we went round to scrinsin joe's house. that guy is such a chop. I dropped a reverse kanga!

by hans January 12, 2004

kanga mangas

to shoot someone in the head then hang them by that hole on a clothesline

My homies gunna put the kanga mangas on that bitch!

by jaiya and alexia December 28, 2008

Angry Kanga

Standard Kanga poo stance with your cheeks held apart with each hand to open the button, coupled with a forceful push.

"Shit bro have you got a mop"

"why'"?

"I was a bit blocked up and took an angry kanga, now there is a bit of poo on your cistern and floor".

by Geglkdfjdlkjgdlfkgjdlfkgj90390 August 10, 2017

Backwards Kanga

Australian slang, given to the act of sitting on ones toilet backwards and defecating in such away that it smears down the side of the bowl and generally stays beyond the flush. When doing a backwards kanga, one tends to look like a kangaroo standing.

Trevor was at the party and did a really messy backwards kanga in Joe’s facility.

by !!!Pepper December 11, 2003