Kalaya

In Thai meaning Beautiful Lady or Good Lady

Mmmhh I think I'll name her Kalaya

by Ross13 January 15, 2017

kalayah

kalayah got that BOMB , if you ever date a kalayah don't let her go . She's loyal , very short , & beyond beautiful . Don't fuck with a kalayah cause she'll give you hell & they're very rare . You won't find many like her she keeps shit too real . Oh & did I mention ? She got that wet wet 😏😏

I met this girl named " kalayah " & I fell in love

kalayah is fine !

by dudettttt August 19, 2013

kalama high school

you might meet one nice person at this school but besides that it is druggies who think theyre cool (why are they still in school), bitches who feed off of drama and many ex boyfriends, fake friends who will act like they like you for 2 days and then spread some stupid ass rumour and try to ruin you, assholes who say they've "fucked bitches" but really jerks off into a sock every night, people who think theyre better than everyone else because they can do a math problem, potential bfs or gfs who will actually screw you over and break your heart.....and many other lowlife trashbags. but still, you could meet one cool person?

damn, i wish i could get out of kalama high school!

by ohyeaaaaahboi December 21, 2017

Downtown Kalamazoo

A pretty chill City with WMU and K college... and a SHIT TON OF BARS. Great place for a "Beercation". Watch out for homeless people and drunk students. Living here isn't for everyone. People here are pretty friendly, just stay out of the ghetto areas. Lots of business, lots of women, lots of students, and plenty of beer and pot to go around.

YES! There really is a Kalamazoo

Aaron: "Hey man, lets go bar hopping in Downtown Kalamazoo and get fucked up."
Cameron: "Alright man, lets smoke this bowl first"
Aaron: "Word"

by NORAA THE EXPLORAA November 29, 2012

Kalamazoo Corndog

When a man is eating a girl (or other man) out, he pukes inside her vagina or Butthole and proceeds by performing intercourse in the same hole. Using the vomit as lubricant, he pulls out and has a vomit covered penis. The partner then sucks the vomit covered penis off until it ejaculates.

Wow, you gave that girl a Kalamazoo Corndog?... HELL YES BRO!

by Jerry Rolodex February 29, 2008

Kalamazoo College

Origianlly a Northern Baptist College, Kalamazoo College is a Liberal Arts school that is, oddly enough, in the city of Kalamazoo. There are about 1200 students with only 900 or so on campus at any one time because we send a lot of students around the world. We produce more Ph. D.s than Harvard. We also host the USTA boys nationals every year. We're a pretty happy bunch of kids and we like our pot and licquor nice and strong. Even when we are sick, overworked, and falling over from the lack of sleep, we still love K College.

No, I don't go to Western Michigan University or Kalamazoo Valley Community College, I go to Kalamazoo College!

by Dombos July 30, 2008

Juba of kalamazoo

A fairy princess who lives in make believe. Ironically she has a castle she calls home. Selling ass under the guise of unicorns. Juba is such a ho she has slept with nearly everyone in Kalamazoo, MI the states of Florida & Montana, and the city of Denver, CO and the Detroit Metro Airport.

When not on her back making money she is sleeping on a bed of nails or hanging upside down in a corner of the castle sleeping. Do not disturb as Juba’s wanton living needs plenty of rest.

I gots this burning itch. I gots it from the Juba of kalamazoo.

by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018