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Kaki is a ship name for Aki and Kai. They play Minecraft every day and Kai kills Aki's animals and hits her.
by s1mpf0raki December 9, 2021
Get the Kaki mug.An amazing female guitarist who has created a unique approach to the acoustic guitar. King's percussive technique is a combination of an open tuning playing style similar to that of Leo Kottke and Justin King (no relation) as well as a 2 handed tapping style reminiscent of Victor Wooten and Stanley Jordan. She is also a pretty cool chick.
Her Discography so far is : Everybody Loves You (2003), Legs to Make Us Longer (2004), and Until We Felt Red (2006).
Her Discography so far is : Everybody Loves You (2003), Legs to Make Us Longer (2004), and Until We Felt Red (2006).
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In order to achieve a "Kaki Kessem", there must be no feces on your first wipe after secreting bodily fluids out your bum. If the wiping process exceeds 1 wiping motion, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem"
Some Rules:
If there are enough feces to require you to even begin a second wipe, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem".
Similar to the "tuck rule" in the NFL, if you reach for the toilet paper for a second time but decline to touch it, you have achieved a "Kaki Kessem", it is only when the player actually makes contact with the toilet paper does the failing take place. This is referred to as the "Touch Rule".
Writers opinion:
We pretty much all have to be in agreement that a Kaki Kessem is a perfect combination of convenience and pleasure. Truly one of the underrated miracles that exist on this earth....Thank you
Some Rules:
If there are enough feces to require you to even begin a second wipe, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem".
Similar to the "tuck rule" in the NFL, if you reach for the toilet paper for a second time but decline to touch it, you have achieved a "Kaki Kessem", it is only when the player actually makes contact with the toilet paper does the failing take place. This is referred to as the "Touch Rule".
Writers opinion:
We pretty much all have to be in agreement that a Kaki Kessem is a perfect combination of convenience and pleasure. Truly one of the underrated miracles that exist on this earth....Thank you
"I've only had 2 Kaki Kessems in my life. But boy were those first wipes clean"
"As soon as I realize that I have experienced a Kaki Kessem (Poop Magic) , I immediately text my friend 'man my T.P. is so white dude'"
"As soon as I realize that I have experienced a Kaki Kessem (Poop Magic) , I immediately text my friend 'man my T.P. is so white dude'"
by Milk4Free May 3, 2013
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