Keistering College

Where those whose seek to learn to keister professionally go. Also known as prison.

DrPhil- Man sure is quiet around here with Gregor gone.
Krystola- His ass needs to go to keistering College(secretly shes thinking I hope he gets home soon)
DrPhil- Damn! Really?

by Princess Weirdo February 16, 2022

Kaising

Kai Sing
Cussing
Kissing

That girl was so weird, she almost looked like she was Kaising at every single word.
That is such a Kaising thing to do.. Why you gotta be like that?
She's such a Kaising, couldn't stop partying in the club last night.

by Ghostriderxxx July 26, 2018

Keiseling

When masturbating in the shower, insert 1-2 fingers rectally. Repeat until desired pleasure is met.

Last night I was keiseling, when I came all over the ceiling in the shower.

by Aaron6389 December 3, 2010

kaiseriager

Some bitch who pretends to be german

"I sure do love my German ancestry, thats why i call myself the kaiseriager. Cause im cool." "But You're Asian?"

by doritoslocostacos September 16, 2022

kaineing

Kaineing a nigga or simply "kaineing" is the act of grabbing another male by the neck and throwing him up against a hard surface I.e a locker or wall. And telling said person off.

As kaine did to tyler.

yo I just kained that Fuckboi.

im kaineing that nigga tomorrow.

by $HVWND April 25, 2014

kaisising

When you're talking to a little kid

"HI child", "stop kaisising you little bish"

by exodrynamixJT o December 15, 2018

kaiseung

Kaiseung is a tall Korean person with too much time on their hands. They also dye their hair way to much for it to be healthy but whatever. This type of person is ALWAYS FUCKING TOLD TO BE AN IDOL BUT IS SO SCARED OF THE INDUSTRY. They are agender and cant decide pronouns for shit. But theyre kinda cute ish and funny ish. Very gay though.

“Oh its Kaiseung, that cute Asian boy from 4th period!” bitch no.

by kaiseung November 7, 2021