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juggaho

Somebody who thinks that just because they have more ICP tshirts than everyone else and have heard a couple ICP songs they are down with the clown. Typically, anyone who is a self-proclaimed juggalo. If you really were a juggalo, you wouldn't go around telling everyone about it. Ninjas stick to the underground. Juggahoes are posers and wannabes, and only listen to ICP just because their friends do or so they can "fit in", not because they actually like the band or can name the Six Joker's Cards. Calling someone a "juggaho" is not based on their gender.
That bitch is such a juggaho he's wearing a Carnival of Carnage tshirt but doesn't know which Joker's card that is.
by loTuS_kiLLA August 27, 2006
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juggaho

A juggaho is someone who buys some icp stuff one day then go up to a juggalo and tells him he's a juggalo,and when u think u know a real juggalo and brake the law and blames all the shit on u thats a juggaho!!!
for example: A juggalo will go to jail with u and said he did it too!!
But a Juggaho will say i didnt do nothin it was all him and let u take the blame!!
by Chris Boone October 11, 2007
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juggaho

Female version of Juffalo, Someone claiming to be down with the Dark Carnival but showing otherwise
Girl you ain't a juggalo yous a juggaho
by Johnny Poole September 30, 2003
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Juggaho

The "clever" modification to the term "Juggalo".

See where they went with that?
Instead of Jugga~LO, something anyone with self respect would take pride in, and not a totally retarded thing to be called,
(hold on. It gets more complicated, so pay attention. Because just when you think they're gonna go one way, POW!)
they say Jugga~HO.... which totally turns it into something stupid.
Like all of a sudden, you think: Hey! I just got insulted! I was going for Jugga~LO and they totally blew my mind and said Jugga~HO! Haha!...heh, It totally sounded like Juggalo until the end of the word! I was totally OWNED!

That's right,
Now, through the magic of wordplay only previously attainable by the scathing rapier-wit of a second grade playground fight, the once majestic title of Juggalo has now become the most degrading of insults, absolutely unlike the way it was before
....not stupid.

I hereby cite the case of Pot vs. Kettle in the infamous "You're black" hearings of 1604-now.
and
The case of puke vs. shit in the now heavily publicized "You stink" trial of 1973.
HATCHITZ_334:
yall just a juggaho ill fuck ur moms dick and lauph while i kill u wit my hatchit held hi!!!11!

Me:
...So, does this mean that I don't get to paint my face like a twit, hang out with a group of pot smokers with a full set of teeth and odd number of toes between them, listen to two grown men dressed like fools, rhyme poorly about a magical circus of retards who judge people based on some idiotic pseudo-religion who's tenets are primarily scribed in the liner notes of a handful of CDs!?!
JuggaletteJenny13:
You know, just because some juggalos (READ: 90%) are illiterate morons doesn't mean there isn't a genius juggalo out there.
(who gets off on such brilliant lyrics like "Bitch you's a ho, and ho you's a bitch. Everybody knows that you's a funky bitch." or "You're the ugliest bitch I know, but I'd still fuck you, red neck ho." or "Great Milenko gave me three wishes, that night I fucked three fat bitches!)
by FlowersInMidgar May 31, 2007
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juggahoe

comination of juggalo and hoe.

a very insane person that is a hoe
"Man did you see Martha Stewart work that meat? Man she was doin' it like a juggahoe"
by CJjuicyjuice November 5, 2011
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Juggaho

hobos with other hobo friends who wear

make up and masturbate to kiddie porn
that juggaho sure looks hungry.... don't feed it Ethal he will rape you and his friends will jump you because they have no real life and cant fight one on one because their bitches.
by jello fuckhouse September 2, 2009
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Juggahoe

A person who hates the ICP, but was, in all likelyhood, a Juggalo at one point.
Bob: ICP sold out.

Carl: Shut up, Juggahoe.
by Kyle May 13, 2005
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