Judaism

Step 1: Circumcision

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Prophet!

There's some gefilte fish involvedin Judaism too.

by Dawn of the Shed January 22, 2011

Judaism pro

A perk used by Jews in cod especially spm

That kid is using Judaism pro he killed me with a throwing knife

by Mlav April 21, 2010

Judaism

A monotheistic religion that has its origins in Levantine Yahwism (the Old Testament religion). Judaism began about 200 B.C. and places emphasis on Rabbinical teaching. The supreme authority for Judaism is the Talmud, a large collection of rabbinical writings and biblical commentaries. Judaism had its major influence in Babylonian and Egyptian religions. Judaism traces its teachings to the Pharisees, an old group of teachers from the early first century and onward to the destruction of the Temple in 70 A.D. It's core beliefs include the belief in one God, the coming of the Messiah, and the notion that the Jews are the Chosen People of God.

David Feinstein is a Jew who practices Judaism.

by Jay Rawd December 11, 2007

Judaism

Religion practised by (((them))).

Ben Shapiro follows Orthodox Judaism.

by Cycot November 14, 2018

Roman Catholi-judaism

A religion practiced only by Amstutz, whose tenet beliefs are laziness and that man can live on grease alone. He believes that Jesus was a good "man", but only because the Amstutz has a Shylock nose.

The kosher practices of Roman Catholi-judaism include excessive masturbation and eating whatever one pleases.

Josh: I have a big nose, an overbearing mother, and I'm cheap; might as well convert to Roman Catholi-judaism.

Licitra: Faggot

by valparaisoooooooo March 31, 2009

Judaism

A religion premised on the view that a radioactive bearded man who built the universe and invented the idea that it is not okay to steal decided to favor a race of people because they are related to a guy who would have killed his son.

Jew: I'm the best because I'm related to Abraham.

Non-Jew: No, you are the best because the Catholic church prevented everyone else from becoming bankers.

Even though they are not racially superior, Judaism has some really cool members, like Adam Sandler.

by Jewballer September 22, 2012

Judaism

A nice group of people who have had their wonders and culture long before the Muslims had even existed. Most of them in World War Two had been exiled by Nazis. This refers to the Holocaust. We all know that the Nazis are just a bunch of Santa Claus wannabes. Some quite good news though the Jews don't have to deal with them anymore since they don't exist as a Political group any longer. Back in Ancient times the Jews were brought to a new home which all the Muslims had to do was to just give them a home. They didn't have to get crazy about it. God gave both of us the land in the first place. The Muslims are just turning the whole thing into a problem. The Romans and Ancient Egyptians as well as more currently Muslims and Nazis have been torturing these innocent people for a long time. So why do we need more hate from you jerks? You all burn. You won't win. The Holocaust is over we rest in peace. So you call us Nazis? You call us bad people? Think about how you've been bad people and you American and Muslim haters will see that you're just as bad as the Nazis and everyone else who does this to Jews. You haters can go have a rat burger and remove yourself from the Country. Tell me how it goes.

We've been through Muslim hatred

Nazi torture

Romans and Egyptians

So back off...

Because deep down inside all of you wish you were Jewish.

This is Judaism...

by b0y66 December 5, 2007