Juana Santos

A crack head that works at local Aldi

The Juana santos will come.

by The one and only May 13, 2014

juandale pringle

the goofy ahh cousin of quandale dingle

my cousin juandale pringle was licking my dads toes at my great grandfather Jeffery Arnold Lancer Andrew Hagelson V's funeral

by Beko1280 May 25, 2022

Juanpa

A Juanpa/Juampa can be the best friend you ever had, he is very funny and will do anything to make you smile. He is very musical and can play any instrument, and he will dance all day long. he is probably one of the most exotic creatures you will ever find and once you get to know him you wont want to let him go. Ladies watch out because he doesn't try but you will be sucked in by this little Latino creature with his charming good looks and intriguing spiritual side then once you get inside his bubble you wont want to leave, if you want to keep a Juanpa to yourself you have to be equally as exotic and 100% loyal and you and Juanpa will have a lot of fun together

I met a Juanpa last week and i cant stop thinking about him.

by Goaldie February 17, 2013

Juanbat

A majestic creature that looks like a wombat and is known to sport Latin themed polo shirts

Darrell is a Juanbat.

by Kiakambo May 2, 2017

Juanta

Juanta is perfection. The best friend you could have. If you get to know him he'll seem like a God-send. He is the best of both worlds. He is fire and ice, sweet and salty. Whether he's scented Summer breeze or a raging storm is all up to you. Juanta would give you the shirt off his back. He takes care of the ones he loves. Juantas have a heart that reek of forgotten storybook romance. Big gestures and pleasing their partners gives them joy. Meeting a Juanta will leave an eternal mark on your life that can't be faked or reproduced. Treat Juanta right and he will be sure to return the favor 10 fold. But beware, Juantas can be quite hellish when crossed. A broken heart or abused trust can lead Juanta to manifest his darker side. The fire of his life will burn instead of being comforting warmth. Juantas are destined for greatness. Their creativity and vision are rarely matched. Although Juantas are often overlooked, when they shine bright no hater will be able to retract their gaze in awe of them.

Juantas like the finer things in life. Often misunderstood for their distinct taste and nature, Juantas don't have many close relationships. Few can handle Juantas. Cherishh the Juanta you have in your life if you've been blessed by the Most High to encounter and befriend one.

"I love Juanta so much he's perfect"

"Did you see what Juanta wore to the gala?? Iconic"

"I'll never meet anyone like Juanta, my life is no longer worth living"

by LavishGod December 15, 2019

juanalejandro

Juanalejandro is one of the best people you could meet. His personality is one of a kind. He's one of the funniest people. He can be sarcastic and stubborn at times. He's smart and understanding. He's there for you. He knows how to treat a girl and make her feel special. He's a jealous guy when in a relationship only because he's afraid to lose you. He's romantic and will go through so much just to stay by your side. He's a guy with real feelings and will know how to make you smile even on your worst days. He'll make you feel worth more then what you think. You'll never wanna leave his side. Juanalejandro is basically perfect like Juan.

Juanalejandro is the most perfect person

by Ninja turtle112233445566778899 November 8, 2019

juanparty12

It's when scam Turkish and Indian companies get into the penis massages and bollywood xxx actors

Guy 1: dude look up Juanparty12 on google

Guy2: ok...

Guy 1: read the 2nd and third results

Guy 2: dude wtf... what decisions in life brought you to the discovery of this shit

by Sad anus December 25, 2019