The name only a king could posses. 5'4 Colombian, captivating eyes, compasionate, loving. Might work as a driver for a national company. Usually a great friend. It's nice to be important but more important to be nice. Enjoys running marathon's and outdoor sports. Might support such teams as the Jets, Mets, and Atletico Nacional.
by C'est Moi Smr! February 03, 2010
Variant of the Hot Carl, except it’s after a fun filled spicy Taco Tuesday! Mmmmmm corn and hot chili’s. It’s a fiesta on your face!
Honey! That toco truck is making its return. Get the wrap out, it’s time for a Juan Carlos.... better double up.
by The carls September 27, 2019
Juan Carlos is a mexican thot that is "the drunk teo" at the parties. He is so hoooooottttttt...you don't even know.
Juan Carlos.
by McDoodoooooo October 19, 2019
by Yolomaster December 30, 2014
by AlexTheRandom September 23, 2017
The most generous, selfless, honest, and kindest man you could ever meet. He cooks. He cleans. He whispers sweet Spanish nothings. He is a keeper.
by Quick711 December 03, 2016
Boss ass bitch with a large penis
by Jmacias078 January 22, 2015