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San Juan Surprise

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When one Puerto Rican bumps into you so you drop something you are holding and when you are bending over, another Puerto Rican sticks a finger up your butthole and screams "Caucau! Caucau!" like a bird.
Billy Bowstaff was walking down the dusty, lonely street contemplating his life force. Suddenly, before he knew it, he was a victim of a San Juan Surprise.
by Julio Handjob June 14, 2006
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Juan Soto

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Right fielder for the Washington nationals. The “Childish Bambino” said to be the second coming of Ted Williams. Debatably the 3rd best player in Baseball
Did you see Juan Soto’s nuke into the upper decks last night?
by RavenclawNatsfan May 10, 2021
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San Juan Slider

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When you pull out during drunken anal sex and a turd slides out right after your dick.
Gregg was a little surprised when the San Juan Slider hit his foot after he finished in her ass at the wedding in Roche Harbor.
by Gregg69420 August 26, 2021
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juan sollo

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1. a very derpy YouTuber, good with a beer when your bored
2. a dumb youtube vid
did you see the juan sollo video juan sollo uploaded today

hey check out juan sollo's channel
that video is so juan sollo
hey look at that juan sollo. it is as denomic as a furby
by travis lard March 4, 2019
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On Some Juan Shit

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To want to do something, but unwilling and or inability to execute. Look for the easy way out even if the hardway is the obvious way.
"Jerome scooped a nigga up yesterday wanting to smoke up, I said yes, but he had no bud on him, on some Juan shit."
by Thiccboi69449 May 14, 2018
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He is a very funny guy and he is a very strong guy. Don’t mess with a Juan Simon because he will beat you mentally and physically.
Guy 1: Do you regret something

Guy 2: Messing with a Juan Simon
by Si mi December 8, 2018
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juan suarez

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attracks every girl, he is declared as one of the best people in the bed.
He is blond and very muscly.
Juan suarez has a TORRIFEIL down there
He is good in the bed
by SHINOBI EXE October 20, 2021
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