joyride

Something you don't tell your mother you are doing when you are going out driving with buddies on Friday night because she'll freak shit and not let you go.

Mom
"No, I'm not letting you out! I don't want you getting into an accident like those teenagers on the news! Joyriding is dangerous!"

Dad
"Idiot! Why did you say joyride? You should have said you were going to McDonald's or something. You know your mom worries! Kidding me? Fucking... joyride... idiot!"

by a young idiot October 30, 2011

Joyriding

The act of going to a cycling class for the sole purpose of staring at the busty instructor

Dude, my girlfriend thinks I'm going to the gym to get healthy when I'm really just joyriding

by Dickmuncher3000 June 13, 2015

Joybinkle

(n.) Something funny and very, very random. It brings joy into anyone, hence the name joybinkle

The car's engine sounded like a great joybinkle

by Doiknowyouatall January 4, 2012

joebidenbemydad

i really wish joe biden was my dad

i dont have a dad, joebidenbemydad!

by fiddle68 November 10, 2021

Aussie Joyride

When a chick rides your face down the stairs using your dick as a joystick.

We were 69ing on the landing when she grabbed my dick and we went for an Aussie Joyride.

by The Sandgroper March 18, 2016

Family Joyride

when you 3d print two dildos and put them on the two front seats of your car and fucken sit on them so it goes up your asshole and then go for a joyride. Then about every hour or so you switch seats so everyone gets a go ;)

Alright gang, it's time for our annual family joyride gangbang

by Yeahtheboys1123 August 19, 2021

Joyriding

The act of sexual intercourse within the confines of a driverless car, while in motion.

John: "I took Mary out Joyriding last night."
Jack: " Nice man, I knew that you would get her".

by Pengyvan May 12, 2016