Jossing: When one adamantly insists they'll be available for a party when they're entirely incapable of actually participating.
Dude the other night I was invited to play online and I didn't have the game installed so I was totally Jossing it and kept telling everyone I'd play.
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The object of the game is to "bring off" a male equine mammal using two long sticks.
The sticks are positioned either side of the horses member, and then jostled from side to side, stimulating the horse to orgasm.
The Game ends either when the horse "Spaffs" or when one of the Jostlers is kicked by the horse with enough force to dissuade them from the act.
The object of the game is to "bring off" a male equine mammal using two long sticks.
The sticks are positioned either side of the horses member, and then jostled from side to side, stimulating the horse to orgasm.
The Game ends either when the horse "Spaffs" or when one of the Jostlers is kicked by the horse with enough force to dissuade them from the act.
Yo Nick, are you goin' badger baitin tonight.
No you fuckin' retard. I got whacked in the nads last night while I was Horse Jostling, and now I can't fuckin walk!
(Extract from Sense and Sensability by Jane Austin)
No you fuckin' retard. I got whacked in the nads last night while I was Horse Jostling, and now I can't fuckin walk!
(Extract from Sense and Sensability by Jane Austin)
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Scott and Damon had a good log jostling up in the woods last night.
What say you and I go for a little bit of log jostling this weekend?
What say you and I go for a little bit of log jostling this weekend?
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