josef

a pagan way of spelling Joseph. Usually scandinavian, german or russian

also the most awesome, coolest, godlike person ever

i saw josef the other day
did you?
*lightning strikes him*
you didnt bow down before saying my name BITCHES!!
die you stupid shauna heads!!

by josefxxx July 25, 2006

josef

to "Josef" a question, you need to completely distract or deflect your answer to another topic, side stepping the real point of the question and in a manner to steer the conversation away from the point of the question

Man, I just asked him a simple question about whether he supported the tax increase. He completely "Josefed" me and got me to talking about small Italian cars.

by truthbearer7 November 22, 2019

Josef

Mary's bestfriend.

Who is Josef? Oh... thats Mary's bestfriend.

by badgyal12345 December 03, 2021

Josef

the sexiest most hot man alive with a MASSIVE weenor

josef is the best boyfriend ever
josef is so hot

josef has the biggest weenor i’ve ever seen!

by josef’s girlfriend July 23, 2023

A Josef

A Josef is simply losing your keys. Over and over again. On a weekly basis.

Person 1: Oh my God, I've lost my keys!

Person 2: Person 1 is pulling A Josef.

by ithinkiwonder April 09, 2008

Josef

An ugly loser. Usually ginger and a mutation. Cannot say the word derived, calls girls fat, and says molesters can do better. STAY AWAY FROM JOSEFS AT ALL COSTS ESPECIALLY IF THEIR LAST NAME IS EMGE!!!!!

ew josef what an ugly name

by wk cgiuvapo;ejnfv June 05, 2017

Josef Fritzl

"The Dungeon Keeper."

>Man no one has the capability to keep a good modest dungeon these days.
>Bro you're forgetting about Mr. Josef Fritzl

by Juttttttttter March 22, 2009