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Josef

an awsosme person who evryone loves and who is good at everything
by bad to the bone April 3, 2011
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Josef

Normally a blonde young boy with extreme skills, not someone you would want to anger at all. Normally hangs around with another boy who’s intelligence is threw the roof!
Shit bro I think Josef isn’t here today”

Nah bro, Josef is a god. He will come soon”
by Aljar_xaa May 27, 2019
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Josef

Mary's bestfriend.
Who is Josef? Oh... thats Mary's bestfriend.
by badgyal12345 December 2, 2021
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Josef

the sexiest most hot man alive with a MASSIVE weenor
josef is the best boyfriend ever
josef is so hot

josef has the biggest weenor i’ve ever seen!
by josef’s girlfriend July 23, 2023
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A Josef

A Josef is simply losing your keys. Over and over again. On a weekly basis.
Person 1: Oh my God, I've lost my keys!

Person 2: Person 1 is pulling A Josef.
by ithinkiwonder April 9, 2008
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Josef

An ugly loser. Usually ginger and a mutation. Cannot say the word derived, calls girls fat, and says molesters can do better. STAY AWAY FROM JOSEFS AT ALL COSTS ESPECIALLY IF THEIR LAST NAME IS EMGE!!!!!
ew josef what an ugly name
by wk cgiuvapo;ejnfv June 5, 2017
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Josef Fritzl

>Man no one has the capability to keep a good modest dungeon these days.
>Bro you're forgetting about Mr. Josef Fritzl
by Juttttttttter March 22, 2009
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