josef

a pagan way of spelling Joseph. Usually scandinavian, german or russian

also the most awesome, coolest, godlike person ever

i saw josef the other day
did you?
*lightning strikes him*
you didnt bow down before saying my name BITCHES!!
die you stupid shauna heads!!

josef by josefxxx July 24, 2006

josef

to "Josef" a question, you need to completely distract or deflect your answer to another topic, side stepping the real point of the question and in a manner to steer the conversation away from the point of the question

Man, I just asked him a simple question about whether he supported the tax increase. He completely "Josefed" me and got me to talking about small Italian cars.

josef by truthbearer7 November 22, 2019

Josef

Mary's bestfriend.

Who is Josef? Oh... thats Mary's bestfriend.

Josef by badgyal12345 December 2, 2021

Josef

the sexiest most hot man alive with a MASSIVE weenor

josef is the best boyfriend ever
josef is so hot

josef has the biggest weenor i’ve ever seen!

Josef by josef’s girlfriend July 23, 2023

Josef

An ugly loser. Usually ginger and a mutation. Cannot say the word derived, calls girls fat, and says molesters can do better. STAY AWAY FROM JOSEFS AT ALL COSTS ESPECIALLY IF THEIR LAST NAME IS EMGE!!!!!

ew josef what an ugly name

Josef by wk cgiuvapo;ejnfv June 5, 2017

Josef

sexy, smart and loveful and beast in The bedroom.

Ohh Josef you are so smart.

Josef by Jbroms03 December 12, 2016

Josef

Hes Just *THAT* Guy He loves To fuck Those Bad bitches All the time he is Awesome in the bed and Allways Wear A gun and Sum weed Hes Motivation Is *Stay high Or woul Die*

Best friend :Oh Hi josef How u doin
Josef:Bitch Dont u ever Say my name Loud Again

Josef by JosefTheMan January 5, 2019