jose

the boy I loved, the boy I lost, and the boy who spoiled it for every other guy I'll ever meet.

he is the standard I hold every guy to.
"he's no jose."
by b.grace January 12, 2009
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has a big penis and who get mostly a lot of girls
by 77442266 June 06, 2017
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Jose Leo’s is a boy who can seem very nice but if you do him wrong he will hate a lot and he has anger issues and he can’t protect himself he always needs his best friends to defend him
Girl:Why is he so angry
Boy;Oh he is probably a Jose
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a large-eared mammal usually of the human species that is extremely well trained for hoping fences and swimming long distances
Wow, look at Jose, he sure can jump!
by Pablo888 September 19, 2006
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typical name for a brown guy or a mexican.
the other day while walking through tijuana i yelled for my friend Jose and half the population turned and said "Que?"
by Mike Ocksbigger then yours February 16, 2009
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N.
1. A crazy Asian
2. A crazy Mexican
3. one who does the most stupid/random things and people enjoy him
4. one who eats a lot of ramen
V.
1.One who does stupid/random/crazy things
2.a stupid/random/crazy act
1. Holy crap!!!! That guy who jumped off that 2 story building is like a jose !

2. Did he just sniff that tobasco? he just pulled a jose.
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he has a MASSIVE dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by nigger3000000000 June 12, 2019
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