jonas

A Autistic Person usually wearing glasses and making hitler or ww2 jokes. Also knows a lot about history.
Person 1: Hey what happened in 1917 again ?
Person 2: IDK ask Jonas
by COG_BlackMamba June 19, 2018
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by DaveyandCo July 17, 2009
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a piece of shit band that no one cares about, they suck ass, there music = shit, not people = shit, stated by the song by slipknot, they all enjoy gay anal sex with each other while blowing each other into a 3 person orgy, there band manager is an asswiping whore who joins them in there 3 person orgy, girls are obsessed with this band only because they think there hot, they cant sing, there lyrics suck, and there voices sound like theres a dick embedded in there mouth.
by jaxonyooo April 15, 2009
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Someone that is acting like, likes, or is fond of the jonas brothers. Usually a bad term
~ OMG look she's such a jonas
~ I know but shes not popular, Nobody likes them anymore
by Anonymouze August 21, 2008
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someone who thinks they're black but have realy white pasty skin with a gold vampire tooth with a doorag and long gold nails and apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur and nikes and one pant leg rolled up and a high sock that humps people's faces uncontrolibly and
jonas D@ J0N4S BRUZ3D M4H F@!C3 =X
by 5H3'LL B3 & N!CK3L July 15, 2008
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jonae

Sexy, multi-talented young girl.With a very intelligent mind, and a very humble soul, but watch out for jonae her mouth is very smart.She's very beautiful in her own way.
by shae125 January 07, 2012
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A gift from god himself

A gift that will look after his friends and usually doesnt get angry

has a mega cock
Hey man whats your cock size

Jonas

Whoa thats prettey poggers
by NotEthrealAdonis December 22, 2020
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