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joned

it's like owned, but more intense. also j0w3d
1. you just got joned!
2. total jonezer man!!
by eBrian March 21, 2003
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That cali bud made me super joned. I couldn't even walk.
by joner5000 December 10, 2010
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Joned

To be owned or even pwned, by a short welsh maths teacher by the name of Mr. Jones.
Player 1: Jesus man, you just got Joned!
Player 2: Aww man

Player 1: Hahaha, I Joned you good and proper
Player 2: Don't use that terminology, it freaks me out man .

Player 1: Woohoo, you just got Joned!
Player 2: *Scared* oh my god he's in this very room!
by Tayla13 March 29, 2008
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tom joned

Alternative rhyming slang for owned or pwned
Originately used by Revo whilst playing on CS, usually used by gamers, sarcasticly or out of pure excitement.
(voiceover): m-m-m-m-monster kill-ill-ll-l
+left | pet4#^: TOM JONED!
by rev00b May 31, 2006
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Joned It

When you made up a lie and continued with it until you fuck it yourself
"I need work that day but I need to work somewhere else and I need the money however I won't work it anyway."

So do you want the work and money what you need?

No

You've Joned it
by LePawn November 5, 2020
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joned

basically when you smoke that og sticky purple like TheLonerJoner
hey man you are acting really silly rn are you joned?
sahh dude
by stickypurpenjoyer March 23, 2023
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