cock jokey

Some one who has massive amounts of sex, usualy a girl.

Dam!!! i can tell by the way she dances that she is a cock jokey!

by VEZ May 9, 2008

jokey smurf

When you are presented with something that looks favorable for you, but ends up not being favorable when you get it.

Someone offers you $10 to take them to a friend's house uo the street. When you get there, the friend aint @ home and you gotta drive across town to earn your $10. Damn it you done pulled a jokey smurf on me.

by jtb30 February 2, 2008

jokeyitis

An imagined ailment, used as an excuse.. similar to malingering.

He says he’s not come to work because he’s ill, I reckon he has jokeyitis..

by misspopo June 18, 2021

Jokey

Scottish slang:

The act of pissing in food and serving it to a stranger.

"Hay Jock did you just jokey up that steak sauce?"

"Aye Bob, I shoved a bucket fae in!"

by Theonlyjesusduck December 15, 2023

Jokey

w. boy weeny pants

that man W. Boy weeny pants jokey

by teeee237 June 14, 2021

Basement jokey

Fully grown man who is a gamer and lives in his mums basement.

Why does this guy keep beating me?
Friend "It's probably because he's a basement jokey."

by Hazza-gaz September 13, 2019