Johana is the most beautiful woman on Earth. She is loving, confident and very driven to succeed when she has a goal in mind. She is faithful and always tries to keep her word. Johana loves her family and would do anything for them. She can keep it together in any situation. Everyday you wake up next to Johana you are the luckiest man on Earth. She also has a bodacious body to match her beautiful mind.
Guy 1: Im so lucky to have her in my life
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 3: Johana
Song by Earth Wind and Fire: "Johaaaaanaaaaa, I loooooovee youuuu, You're the one, the one for meeee"
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 3: Johana
Song by Earth Wind and Fire: "Johaaaaanaaaaa, I loooooovee youuuu, You're the one, the one for meeee"
by Nelsito November 23, 2021
John:my girlfriend is being a bitch.
Mike: what is she doing?
John:she's being petty about who her bestfriend dates.
Mike:ah, she's being a johana.
Mike: what is she doing?
John:she's being petty about who her bestfriend dates.
Mike:ah, she's being a johana.
by Thatoneverysuspiciouspotato March 25, 2018
Johana is the biggest hoe, she always has a new boyfriend. She's too confident so she always gets the guy she wants, only to use them. Always plays guys.
by Jaydawg23 March 13, 2017
by dicky1278 June 14, 2018
by Yeetyot April 18, 2020
Johana, commonly referred to as “jodaddy” is a genuinely easy to get along with person, even though she doesn’t have a huge cock she makes up for it with her immense beauty and good music taste. She is the main character, but has a secret affair with her “brother” formerly knows as “yakult”, even though they try their best to keep their relationship low key love does surpass through barriers and it’s at the point where it’s too obvious. You need and want a johana in your life because it’s a big flex and would be a vibe.
by moomookayoung July 21, 2023
“Johana has no friends”
by goodbyebitch November 21, 2023