Avan Jogia

One of the hottest guys walking on this planet. He's a hipster and his own parody. He used to play the role of Beck Oliver on the show Victorious on Nickelodeon but now he moved on and is going to be starring as Danny Ryder in a new ABC Family show called Twisted.

Person 1: Do you know this guy called Ava-
Person 2: Avan Jogia?! Oh my god, he's amazing!!

by anynony February 10, 2013

jozzing

To photobomb a subject while making a jizz face.

1) Dude, you totally jozzed in this photo. Looks like straight from porn!
2) IKR, I just love jozzing.

by PHrag March 10, 2014

Jozie

. She's HOT a little nerdy, but can also savagely rip anyone apart.

YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH HER!! If you are lucky enough to date her you have won life.

David: Did you here what that girl said to Olivia?
Dom: Yeah she said, "This ain't little house on the prairie bitch!"

David: Wow she is savage, hot and a little nerdy, what a JOZIE

by Dextter April 12, 2017

joggins

Diarrhoea.

Not good on toast.

I've got the joggins. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that curry.

by Sephraem December 16, 2004

Wrist Jogging

The act of wanking, hand shandy, knocking one out, pulling ones self off,

Mother: wft are you doin under thoese bed sheets timmy?
Timmy: erm, playing tents.
Mother: no thats deffinately wrist jogging !!!!!

by Snarfy June 7, 2009

jogging pants

basically sweat pants, but crazy olds and nutbags call them jogging pants

Charles are you wearing your jogging pants?
Jogging pants are THE COOLEST!!! Time to put on my jogging pants and go for a nice jog.

by GBruce Dutton January 31, 2009

Joozinek

The Southpark synonym for a hot chick, a stripper or a hooker, used by aliens. In the Southpark episode 'Cancelled', the boys travel to an alien planet far far away only to realize that the universe is just a weekly TV show aired on FOGLE TV, an alien network, and is supposed to be cancelled !
The aliens refer to the hot strippers in the night club as 'Joozineks'.

Alien 1: Would you look at the heglars on that joozinek?
Alien 2: Oh yeah ! I would hit that all night long !

by Kratos4eva June 7, 2011