An extremely ugly, cocksucking faggot who's a member of an ultra-shitty band called the Faggot Brothers.
He is also extremely jealous of Taylor Swift and constantly crossdresses and wears makeup, to look like her.
He is also extremely jealous of Taylor Swift and constantly crossdresses and wears makeup, to look like her.
1. My brother is a total Joe Jonas. He's always wearing my clothes!
2. There goes Joe Jonas, the ugly motherfucker.
3. I looked at a picture of Joe Jonas for 2 seconds and went blind.
2. There goes Joe Jonas, the ugly motherfucker.
3. I looked at a picture of Joe Jonas for 2 seconds and went blind.
by KOIWASENSOU July 11, 2009
a member of the best band ever- Jonas Brothers
very manly, beautiful, funny, plays the tambourine
brother of Kevin, Frankie and Nick Jonas
a.k.a. Joseph
a.k.a. DJ DANGAAA
a.k.a. Joe Dirt
a.k.a. Superman
very manly, beautiful, funny, plays the tambourine
brother of Kevin, Frankie and Nick Jonas
a.k.a. Joseph
a.k.a. DJ DANGAAA
a.k.a. Joe Dirt
a.k.a. Superman
Joe Jonas is awesome.
by OhxxSnap August 19, 2007
also known as Joseph Adam Jonas of the Jonas Brothers.
He is the second of four children (Kevin, Nick, and Frankie), and is extremely telented.
He's part of the very successful band The Jonas Brothers,
which beside common belief, is not a band signed to Disney.
They are just affiliates.
Nicknames:Joe, DJ Dangaa, Joe Dirt, Superman
He is the second of four children (Kevin, Nick, and Frankie), and is extremely telented.
He's part of the very successful band The Jonas Brothers,
which beside common belief, is not a band signed to Disney.
They are just affiliates.
Nicknames:Joe, DJ Dangaa, Joe Dirt, Superman
by a person you dont know January 02, 2008
Member of the greatest band ever- the JONAS BROTHERS
He's from New Jersey, and has 3 brothers- Nick (15), Kevin (20), and Frankie (7)
His full name is Joseph Adam Jonas
Before becoming a musician he wanted to be a comedian.
Enjoys running.
Favorite drink: orange Gatorade
Favorite Sport: Wiffel Ball.
Was born in Casa Grande, Arizona, grew up in Wyckoff New Jersey and now resides in Los Angeles.
Became home-schooled in 7th grade.
Collected G.I. Joe action figures and pens as a child.
His favorite movie is School For Scoundrels.
Favorite sport is soccer.
His favorite school subject is math.
His favorite author is Dr. Seuss.
His favorite holiday is Valentine's Day.
HE IS SUCH A STUD MUFFIN!!!
Obviously he is the best looking and most talented Jonas Brother. He has the biggest package I've ever seen. The BIGGEST jonas brother- if you know what i'm saying ;)Clearly they most idolized package in the world. He makes headbands and tambourines sexy. Makes girls melt when he sings. He is slightly clumsy at times but it makes girls love him even more. He has the best personality. Makes tight pants look good. He is so dangerous that he uses umbrella's inside- also known as DJ Danger. He is known for acting crazy and saying ridiculous things- HE IS HILARIOUS. Makes funy videos with his brothers on youtube.Known for his sexy "joehawk". MAKES GIRLS MELT WITH HIS KILLER BOD. HOTTEST PERSON ON THE PLANET.
He's from New Jersey, and has 3 brothers- Nick (15), Kevin (20), and Frankie (7)
His full name is Joseph Adam Jonas
Before becoming a musician he wanted to be a comedian.
Enjoys running.
Favorite drink: orange Gatorade
Favorite Sport: Wiffel Ball.
Was born in Casa Grande, Arizona, grew up in Wyckoff New Jersey and now resides in Los Angeles.
Became home-schooled in 7th grade.
Collected G.I. Joe action figures and pens as a child.
His favorite movie is School For Scoundrels.
Favorite sport is soccer.
His favorite school subject is math.
His favorite author is Dr. Seuss.
His favorite holiday is Valentine's Day.
HE IS SUCH A STUD MUFFIN!!!
Obviously he is the best looking and most talented Jonas Brother. He has the biggest package I've ever seen. The BIGGEST jonas brother- if you know what i'm saying ;)Clearly they most idolized package in the world. He makes headbands and tambourines sexy. Makes girls melt when he sings. He is slightly clumsy at times but it makes girls love him even more. He has the best personality. Makes tight pants look good. He is so dangerous that he uses umbrella's inside- also known as DJ Danger. He is known for acting crazy and saying ridiculous things- HE IS HILARIOUS. Makes funy videos with his brothers on youtube.Known for his sexy "joehawk". MAKES GIRLS MELT WITH HIS KILLER BOD. HOTTEST PERSON ON THE PLANET.
"hey joe will you bang, i mean hang with me?"
"hey joe wanna mate, i mean date?"
"sex me now joe... did i just say that out loud?"
"he's HUGE...that's NICE"
"JOE JONAS IS MINE. back off biznatch."
"hey joe wanna mate, i mean date?"
"sex me now joe... did i just say that out loud?"
"he's HUGE...that's NICE"
"JOE JONAS IS MINE. back off biznatch."
by mrs. joe jonas January 21, 2008
The most amazing, funny, talented man to ever walk the earth.
Most teenage girls want to rape him in his sleep, but I don't roll like that.
Has a nice booty and can do the splits better than most gymnasts.
Most teenage girls want to rape him in his sleep, but I don't roll like that.
Has a nice booty and can do the splits better than most gymnasts.
Did you see Pricilla Presley's death split on Dancing With The Stars? She TOTALLY pulled a Joe Jonas.
by hotDANG! ItstheJB. May 02, 2008
Full name: Joseph Adam Jonas
Joe Jonas is the second son in the brood of four. He sings lead vocals along with brother Nick, and occasionally Kevin. Joe is known for his mad tambourine skills, but also plays guitar.
Joe is the "cute, funny one." In the earlier years of the band, Joe was very hyper and super-energetic. While he has calmed down to an extent, he is still very outgoing and silly and just a lot of fun to be around. He is known for being the one to crack everyone up, often with random comments or his infamous raps (Jacketz, Muffin Man, etc.). Although he is mostly known for being super-silly, he's also a big sweetheart.
Joe's nickname is Danger, with good reason. He has been known to trip and fall, and climb on dangerously tall things. He's very adventurous and all around, just a really great guy.
Joe Jonas is the second son in the brood of four. He sings lead vocals along with brother Nick, and occasionally Kevin. Joe is known for his mad tambourine skills, but also plays guitar.
Joe is the "cute, funny one." In the earlier years of the band, Joe was very hyper and super-energetic. While he has calmed down to an extent, he is still very outgoing and silly and just a lot of fun to be around. He is known for being the one to crack everyone up, often with random comments or his infamous raps (Jacketz, Muffin Man, etc.). Although he is mostly known for being super-silly, he's also a big sweetheart.
Joe's nickname is Danger, with good reason. He has been known to trip and fall, and climb on dangerously tall things. He's very adventurous and all around, just a really great guy.
by Mari D. July 11, 2008