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Joe The Hoe

Joe The Hoe is a full "Mug Blooded American" according to him on September ,11, 2001.
Joe The Hoe is my local doctor and I would recommend her too you.
by IM Yndn June 3, 2022
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Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe

A term used to describe Joe Biden and Kamala Harris in a nasty way due to pictures of Biden sniffing little kids surfacing and Harris known to be sleeping with older married men in order to advance in her political career.
Trump had the election stolen from him. No way I'm gonna support Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe
by TommyNoleBuc June 6, 2021
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Joe hoes 🎄🎅

An amazing groupchat full of amazing hoomans such as natalie,marie,gaby,vanessa,mai,jen,paulina,lauren,alli,sam,abbie,barbara,taylor,jewls,maddie,kenna,emily,and tiffany and then theres alexa that single illiterate hooker
Joe hoes 🎄🎅 best gc on twitter.
by lex.golden December 20, 2019
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Joe's Hoes

Joe's Hoes is a facility unto which prostitution is highly active. Joe's Hoes is of course run by Joe himself. Joe's Hoes live by the motto "You got the dough we got the Hoe" and they value hard work and effort. There are 6 spots of ranking at Joe's:
-Joe:runs the entire house and it's hoes

-Co-Joe: helps Joe maintain paperwork on the hoes and the clients

-Main Hoe: the hoe that every hoe aspires to be

-Side Hoe: your everyday "hooker on the street" hoe
-Booty Call: a low rank that only Joseph's Whores could honestly be ranked at.

-Toilet Cleaner: where the term "started from the bottom now we're here" originated from.

Joe's Hoes is filled with loving and trained workers hired by Joe.
Person 1: "I want to get laid tonight but I don't have a girl friend"
Person 2: "Easy dude, go to Joe's Hoes they have the BEST services for a reasonable price"

Person 1: "What about Joseph's Whores?"

Person 2: "HAHA Joseph's Whores my ass!"
by Joe's Hoes June 3, 2014
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JoeHoe

Freaky Joe Jonas fans who have innapropriate thoughts involving Joe, whipped cream, handcuffs, etc.
That girl just tried to grab Joe's crotchal region! She must be a JoeHoe.
by officialjoehoe August 8, 2009
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Trader JoeHoe

Someone who goes to Trader Joe's excessively and/or someone who exclusively uses all of their many fine food products. A Trader Joe's whore.
They are such Trader JoeHoes. They'll eat anything and everything in that store. Last week they went to TJ's twice because they had to get more "Yogurt Dill Papadums" and "Tofutti Hooray Frozen Sugar Free Soy Bars"!
by hidekoeng December 14, 2008
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Joehoez

A pet name given to the highly popular band 'The Jonas Brothers'
Although many people dislike this band for one reason or another, they be hella rich, so I am guessing they don't care.
But you can keep on dissing them all you want, you Wal-Mart employee, you.
1. Maria Rosa, the slota, got tickets to go to the Joehoez concert! What a sacapuntas.

2. My friend Leona is ugly and I hate her, mostly because she snagged a pair of the Joehoez's underwear. Unfortunately, they were clean.
by H*ck Yeah February 16, 2009
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