Jockaholic

A person who is addicted to working out or athletic pursuits.

Damn, when Julia isn't sleeping she's out biking, hiking, skiing, or in the gym. She's such a jockaholic!

by The Word Warrior February 18, 2011

Jocka

A douche person, a wanna be

Look at that guy over there.
Wow, what a jocka

Did you see that guy with the tattoo on his stomach
Yes, such a jocka

by peter60 November 8, 2012

jockaboo

Really crazy, insane

You people are a bunch of jockaboos

by #RHINO June 27, 2016

Jockholm Syndrome

The inability to pursue independence because of the bred in attachment to self slavery.

I cannae vote far indy, cus they say we're too wee.

Grow some baws wee man, ye have Jockholm Syndrome.

by Sassenach Exile February 11, 2021

Jockass

A jock that misleads one of his fans that he is an open-minded athlete, then turns on his fan in a very ugly fashion, dropping the facade at the worst possible time to prove he stayed true to being a typical meatheaded jock, thus tarnishing the fan's impression of the athlete, causing damage to self-esteem.

The fan thought he was diverse and open-minded athlete that was mature beyond his years Then the truth reared its ugly head; the big guy the fan considered a caring brother figure turned out to be the most shallow jockass known to man, and crushed the fan's spirit once he heard the rumors spread by the douchebag.

by SpurnedShark January 2, 2010

Jockamole

Jockamole is a combination of jock sweat, cum and ass juice.

Man, I ate that jockamole so good last night!

by FrankieT211 February 14, 2018

Jockanese

A term used to describe a hybrid Scottish/English accent spoken in various places around the UK. Mainly Corby also known as 'Little Scotland'

Oh listen to you and your jockanese

by VanityFyre July 3, 2011