When your jerking off and don't have lotion you get a bag of herrs potato chips and flip the bag inside out put it on your hand and beat off using the grease as lube.
by Trizzy-jhizzy May 31, 2011
Get the Bag Job mug.An individual who is in all ways suitable for a sexual encounter with the exception of their face... Which is easily fixed by putting a paper bag on it.
by jasef December 16, 2003
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A woman so ugly that two paper bags are needed during intimacy, one over her head and one over yours, in case hers falls off.
by Lonehelmet January 7, 2011
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Get the brown bag job mug.Like the Bag Job but in the case of the female being asthetically gifted neither above nor below the neck.
A garbage bag provides more coverage than a traditional paper bag, a hole in the side of the bag allows root to commence with out having to make visual contact with your chosen lady.
A garbage bag provides more coverage than a traditional paper bag, a hole in the side of the bag allows root to commence with out having to make visual contact with your chosen lady.
by Rory G September 21, 2005
Get the Garbage bag job mug.Person with a sexually appealing body but an ugly face. Saying a sexual encounter would only be possible by placing a paper bag on their head, hence the term 'bag job'.
by ErinBagJob May 23, 2021
Get the Bag Job mug.Someone who you fuck although they're ugly. The metaphor is sticking a bag over their head so you don't have to look at them while you bang them. You could be fucking them because you're desperate. You might be fucking them because you like them so much (for their brains, personality etc) that you don't notice how ugly they are. Compare and contrast with 'gag job'.
by Mr Whoohoo January 1, 2007
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