Joanne

Joanne's are the most gorgeous things to walk this earth. All the guys want her. She has big tata's and a huge booty! They are so lovable , so down to earth, and definitely caring! They are briliant, and super sexy. They love to take risks and are very open minded and give good advice. All the girls want to be friends with her and her smile is perfection just like the rest of her! She has eyes that shine super bright and will catch anyone's attention. Joanne's are perfection! They love danger and are risk takers and anyone to have her is super lucky!

Person 1: damn did you see that!! She's perfect!
Person 2: yeah she's a Joanne!

by Breakingfreesoarinnflyinnnnn August 18, 2013

Joanne

Joanne are a sexy af person
She just dont know it
She is like the most funny person and sarcastic because she kinda have been throgh things amd just like being funny about. She hates fake friends and feel like she have a lot off thoose. She is like so funny

Joanne is like so funny in the good and chill way

by coolkid2838382 April 7, 2020

johannesevangeliet

Johannesevangeliet is a boring man with a boring past, he should not be a subject in school

omg you'r sooooo boring, is you'r name Johannesevangeliet?

by franky fly_ February 27, 2020

Joanne

The lucky people who are named Joanne are attributed special qualities such as beauty, intelligence and compassion. They are loved by everyone and everything thing. Babies crawl to them and dogs wag their tails. Joanne's are the most adorable people ever. They have the innocent element that attracts all men, but only devotes themselves to one special guy.

Curtis wants to share a special secret -- "I love you Joanne."

Guy 1: Dude, you know Joanne?
Guy 2: Yeah, she' fucking pwnage

by the-awesomeness-that-is-curtis June 28, 2009

Johannes

Originated from the Hebrew "Jahwe", meaning god. Johannes is the most awesome name a guy can have, defining him as superhumanly good looking, smart and courageous.

Casual expression:

"Oh my Johannes!"

by SophoJoJo February 6, 2010

Johannes

Johannes is a very outgoing, funny, good looking and self confident person. He always says what’s on his mind.

He’s also a really good friend and can give good advice.

It’s hard for Johannes to open up to people and talk about deep things, so if you have him as a friend treat him well and be lenient. Sometimes he needs somebody who’s listening to his problems, so take a seat and give him good advice.

If you’re on a party you always see girls checking him out. But he has a girlfriend, of course! If you get lucky enough to have a Johannes as a friend, don’t let him go. He’s extremely easy to upset but also comes down really fast. He gives the best hugs! If you get the chance to hug him you may instantly fall in love with him.

Girl 1: Did you see the good looking boy yesterday? He gave me the best hug I’ve ever had!
Girl 2: you must met Johannes, but he has a girlfriend

Girl 1: dammit

by Johannes Little Sister May 3, 2020

Jannes

A person by the name of Jannes is probably THE most attractive, intelligent and interesting person you will ever meet.

They are so rare and cool, if you see one get an autograph immediately.

Girl1: No way I think I saw a Jannes today, he was so cool.
Girl2: OMG what, did you ask for a selfie?

by NotificationGang June 28, 2020