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A person who is just a idiot, spouts information for no reason, a person who is a know it all of nothing, just a general idiot. Close to meaning jitbag without actually saying it.
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Don't follow the wheel of the guy in the red jersey, he'll likley cause a crash – he's a complete fucking JITBAG.
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these two big fat white and black fuckers(hmmm... multicultural!) who scream at tiny little boys as if they were in the marines are jizzbags. these assholes and assorted family members congregate in the park outside my first floor apartment are jizzbags. true, many live in the ghetto part of town or in incestuous white trash trailer parks, so i could see why they bring out their lawn chairs to sit in a nice grassy playing field and park with some trees. also, indicating they are culturally and/or economically deprived, is the fact they watch these poor little kids practice a moronic and brutal sport for three hours or more. Staring at your four walls is more stimulating for the mind.
What these poor brutish morons need to be inculcated to think is "sports is the opiate of the massess", "just say no".
"sports is for idiots"
--David Clemens(from the greatest antipsychiatry film ever made,"david and lisa", circa 1963
these two big fat white and black fuckers(hmmm... multicultural!) who scream at tiny little boys as if they were in the marines are jizzbags. these assholes and assorted family members congregate in the park outside my first floor apartment are jizzbags. true, many live in the ghetto part of town or in incestuous white trash trailer parks, so i could see why they bring out their lawn chairs to sit in a nice grassy playing field and park with some trees. also, indicating they are culturally and/or economically deprived, is the fact they watch these poor little kids practice a moronic and brutal sport for three hours or more. Staring at your four walls is more stimulating for the mind.
What these poor brutish morons need to be inculcated to think is "sports is the opiate of the massess", "just say no".
"sports is for idiots"
--David Clemens(from the greatest antipsychiatry film ever made,"david and lisa", circa 1963
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