jamnesia

In the sport of roller derby, at the end of a jam, when a player skates back to the bench and can't remember a single thing that just happened on the track. Caused by a combination of nerves, adrenaline, overload of quick, in-the-moment decision-making and whatever you call that thing your brain does where it represses things that are painful.

"WTF just happened out there? I have wicked jamnesia! Who got lead jammer? Why is our jammer in the box? Did I do anything good? Who was my partner? HEELLPPP!?"

by KittyT March 12, 2011

Jimaesia

A bipolar female who is incapable of being honest, loyal, or celibate.

Don’t go out with that girl. Shes a real Jimaesia.

by Real Definitions Austin Tx January 25, 2019

Jimnesia

Someone who is Loyal, Honest, Intelligent, and attractive. They are fun to be around but have a serious mean streak when crossed.

Dislikes fakes and lying

Has the strong ability to defend herself and loved ones.

Example 1:
Guy 1: I wish I had a loyal girlfriend .
Guy 2: Yeah, I’d love to find me a Jimnesia also.
Example 2:
Guy 1: This homework is very hard!
Guy 2: Let’s ask Jimnesia to help us, I’m sure she knows.

Example 3:

There goes Jimnesia!
Example 4:
She fights like Jimnesia!

by JFlyyy February 15, 2020

Jamnesia

When you can't remember the name of a song or band

"What was that song called?...Fuck! I think I have jamnesia

by Jake5422 August 29, 2015

Jamnesia

When you forget what you jam is called.

Partyguy #1: What's my jam called again. Oh yeah, Fantasy that shit's my JAM!1

Partyguy #2: You forgot your jam?

Partyguy# 1: I have jamnesia.

by Morgan Freeman's evil Piñata. September 16, 2015

Jamnesia

When you had a cool idea while jamming but can’t remember what you actually played.

“Dude what was that riff you played a couple minutes ago? That was sick”

“Shit, I have jamnesia. Oh well, woulda been a great song though.”

by Raccoonsrfriends August 12, 2021

janeshia

A typical parish thot. Wears braids & glasses. Some timing dyke

That girl Janeshia is a big forheaded thot who shakes on party buses and works at TACO BELL USUALLY HAS NEW TRADES EVERY WEEK

by Troyion November 29, 2017