Johnny's Barn 

A term more commonly used in the South or in other countrified areas. It means to go the looooooongest way possible in the history of mankind in order to get to ones destination. Its as opposite as you can get from a short cut. Its taking the longest route ever imaginable. Usually used in the sentence "going around Johnny's barn"

1. They closed down the bridge so instead of walking my normal 5 minute route I had to walk all the way around Johnny's freakin barn and it took like 2o minutes.

2. I should have gotten there in 10 minutes but my GPS doesn't know how to use side roads so instead it took me all around Johnny's barn and I got there really late
3. Dang, why did it take you so long to get here? Did you walk all the way around Johnny's barn? Geez.

4. Daily workout? Just walk around Johnny's barn.

Johnny's Barn by PrincipalWinchester May 12, 2016

Johnny’s Boxer 

A deadly fume coming out the butt hole that causes your boxer’s to rot or disintegrate.

Damn bro your boxer’s really crunchy , you got Johnny’s boxer on.

Johnny’s Boxer by LooneYTunez OG January 29, 2020

Johnny's Helmet 

Another word for a condom. Taken from the Hit movie 40 days and 40 nights.

1: So strap on Johnny's Helmet and go for it!
2: Yeah, Okay. (breathes in deeply) I can do this.

Johnny's Helmet by hconf1 December 21, 2005

johnny's lunch 

when you fill a small paper bag filled half way with mustard; used to throw at people

that guy was dissing me so i threw a johnny's lunch at him

johnny's lunch by Bandaid Man February 13, 2005

Johnny's Mom 

A large size female who is ugly and discusting looking and only loves BIG BLACK PRISON SHLONGS!

If your African American then Johnny's Mom is looking for you!

Johnny's Mom by 702Karma666 July 30, 2020

Johnny’s Sausage

Johnny’s sausage is a crucial part of everyone’s day.
It’s a food;)

“When lunch comes around I’ll be looking for Johnny’s sausage!”

Johnny’s Sausage by Moth Vomit February 16, 2021

here’s johnny 

A very famous saying from The Shining

My friend beat the door down and said “Here’s Johnny”

here’s johnny by Tom Hutchings May 9, 2018