jesus tits 

A great replacement for saying "jesus H christ". or "Great mother of Mary's godly uterus".

Everytime I unzip my pants, my dick slips right up my ass...jesus tits!

jesus tits by joniam May 6, 2003

Jesus Tits 

Takes the place of an existing curse word. Also something you will here from any country boy turned city. Claimed by Archie Sowell and created by him in 1989

Jesus Tits! That’s a nice truck Josh!
Jesus Tits! Shut Yo Face Jessica!
Jesus Tits! You got me all excited!

Jesus Tits by Arch1980 December 26, 2020

Jesus Tits 

It’s meaning is also the same as Holy Shit, holy cow, damn it, fuck a duck, shit, fuck, etc. You can use Jesus Tits instead of any curse word. Created by Archie Sowell

Jesus Tits! That’s a nice truck!

Jesus Tits! You’re an idiot!
Jesus Tits! I stubbed my toe!

Jesus Tits by Arch1980 December 26, 2020

Jesus Tits on a Crucifix 

Similar to Jesus Tits, but enhances the amount of exclamation.

Jesus Tits on a Crucifix! I just sharted!

Jesus Tits on a Crucifix by Red Tide Bar &Grill May 16, 2008

jesus tits and a half 

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme

Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down

jesus tits and a half by joshyboi November 16, 2013

jesus tits and a half 

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme

Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down

jesus tits and a half by joshyboi November 16, 2013

Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits 

An exclaimation, generally used to describe either something surprising or something extremely cool, radical, awesome, or any other adjective from the Ninja Turtle vocabulary.

"Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits! Check out those...tits!"

Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits by Kristoffer Grizzose of the Honkey Brigade September 7, 2008