limp dick jesus

A nick name for someone who is stupid and makes bad choices

He is such a limp dick Jesus

by Limp d. Jesus September 13, 2017

Dick Jesus

A man who believes his penis is God's gift to the world, but he does not know how to use it properly. A man who does not know how to please women sexually.

This term originated in 2018 when a group of women were describing very disappointing sexual encounters with men.

Monica: "I heard you got lucky with Trevor last night!"
Kate: "... we had sex..."
Sara: "Why the longface? I heard he was well endowed!"
Kate: "ya... but he's a total Dick Jesus"
Monica: "eew! Dick Jesus men are the WORST!"
Sara: "I don't care how beautiful his penis is, if he's a Dick Jesus, I'm not gonna waste my time."

by Ovary Actor October 20, 2018

could jesus suck his own dick

Yes

stupid 1: could jesus suck his own dick?

stupid 2: ofc he could, he could even fuck himself

by jesus.net April 19, 2018

dicks like jesus

When your dick is as awesome as Jesus.

My dick plays on the double feature screen, your dick went straight to DVD. We got dicks like Jesus

by wegottalettheworldknow June 26, 2008

jesuslicker

A person or people who make it a point to exploit religion for personal gains, whether it is promote themselves in the public eye, to artificially pearch one above another's beliefs or further push the exclusivity of their group.

That Jay Austin certainly was one big jesuslicker. He really had those BBC motherfuckas fooled

by Buzzsaw Jones March 22, 2005

Jesuspickle

A word used when something bad almost happens.

*Branch swings by Mark's face*

Mark-Jesuspickle,that almost hit me!

by Napoleon-X September 5, 2011