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Spider Jerusalem

Spider Jerusalem is a fictional character and the protagonist of the comic book Transmetropolitan, created by writer Warren Ellis and artist Darick Robertson, published by the Vertigo of DC Comics.

He's an alcoholic, chain smoking journalist addicted to various drugs. His articles are all based around his belief to tell the truth and he does so with the most direct and blunt manner possible.
His bad ass qualities aren't the only reason he's such an awesome character but it's the futuristic setting he's placed in. Everything from his two headed pet cat to a home appliance that gets high.

You should definately go read transmetropolitan if you aren't a child nor are you sensitive to volience, swearing, sex and aliens.
BABEL Feedsite: "When asked about the column by our correspondent,Spider Jerusalem Laughed, shat in the camera and threw dog carcasses to an admiring audience." (#15p22)
by M____ October 1, 2007
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jerusalem cruisers

Sandals, specifically, thick leather ones that are reminescent of sandals that might have been worn in the Middle East during Christ's era.

The term typically is used with people who wear such sandals integrated with their usual clothes, and while wearing socks.
Did you check out Ted's new jerusalem cruisers?
by Trenchcoat November 9, 2003
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Jessalyn

Old English: From Lyn: Beautiful

God Graciously Watches His Beauty
I saw Jessalyn today and she looked amazing.
by A mother February 3, 2010
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Jerusalem Syndrome

1. A person exhibiting religious delusions, obsessions, compulsions or psychoses as a result of touring the holy city of Jerusalem. This person is said to have no previous history of mental problems, and most often these symptoms pass some time after leaving Israel.
2. May also be used to describe anyone becoming suddenly extremely religious, no matter where they live.
1. John went wacko while touring Jerusalem. He stood on the walls of the old city in his boxers and called the passers by to renounce all their worldly possessions. He got hospitalized in the nearest loony bin and got diagnosed as a severe case of Jerusalem syndrome.
2. Gina's got some form of Jerusalem syndrome. She's constantly going on about Christ and being saved and all that evangelical sh*t.
by twisted tiffany April 2, 2009
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Jessalyn

The lyn in Jessalyn stands for beautiful. She is the most kind hearted person you could ever meet. She will always be by your side through tough times. And the Jessa stands for talented.
You are a Jessalyn
by - A Dear Friend :) February 25, 2019
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jerusalem salad

Hey Ahmed! Thanks for inviting me to that Jerusalem Salad last night, it was a blast!
by Hog but March 1, 2016
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