jerk off stalefish 

This is the action of jerking off, then jerking off right after that.

Joe: Where is Chris going?
Paul: He's probably going to jerk off stalefish.

jerk off stalefish by Mikedakwik February 28, 2008

jerk off station 

Computer

Everyone knows why you have a computer or jerk off station in your house

jerk off station by Young Jazzy Yo October 24, 2023

Jerk off and smoke Newports 

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.

Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!

Jerk off and smoke Newports by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020

jerk off in someone 

Basically sex.

Person 1: What did you do in the room?
Person 2: Jerk off in someone.

jerk off in someone by Eggg1031 April 1, 2024

Double suicide jerk off 

When masturbating, scream “MUM!” “DAD!” And try to blow your load before they enter the room, if you don’t do it in time you have to actually hang yourself.

Police 1: “How’d he go?”
Police2: “He attempted a double suicide jerk off.... And failed”

Double suicide jerk off by EynonC December 22, 2019

Social Media Jerk Off 

Refers to the outburst of social media updates when you meet someone new of the opposite sex who is absolutely awesome and completely changes your life. Instead of blowing a load of cum; it's a bunch of statuses and tweets.

Gina: "Holy crap, did you see all of Lincoln's statuses and tweets last night?" Rachel: "Yeah I heard they are all about Danielle" Connor: "She was so awesome he had to social media jerk off!"

Social Media Jerk Off by MC Lightning May 5, 2013

The Slim Shady Jerk off 

The act in which a male (or transgender female) dresses like Eminem and forces his/her's for/guy to call them Slim shady.

Yo yesterday I pulled off The Slim Shady Jerk off and your sister loved it

The Slim Shady Jerk off by Marshall maners October 24, 2018