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Jenna Ortega

Noah’s Wife although she doesn’t know it yet, Noah wants her to treat her like the water bottle from that one video 😩
-Noah just shoved it in Jenna Ortega’s Butthole!
-No Way!

Jenna Ortega's Husband 

Jenna Ortega's Husband AKA Crumbo
Jenna: I love you bby
Crumbo/Jenna Ortega's Husband: I love you too bae

Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega 

I do and will! Add her to the harem!
Hym " 'Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega?' Asks the YouTube shorts. Well, simply put, not everyone is a CORPOREAL GOD! A CORPOREAL GAAAWDAH!!! So, I'll do it! First order of business: Jenna Ortega reboot of the 2004 Christina Ricci movie 'Cursed.' Christina Ricci will reprise her role as.... Ellie- HOLY SHIT JESSE EISENBERG WAS THE BROTHER! HOLY SHIT! I DIDN'T EVEN- Nope! Nope. It's a sequel now. We're doing a full-on sequel. Get Jesse Eisenberg! We're doing a sequel. Yes."