jenison junior high school

A little slice of hell in the conservative trash town that is Jenison. If you thought middle school was bad before, check out Jenison Junior High School. Controlled by principle Mr. Cat-Dildo, it is it’s own land of conservative heaven, because here things such as shoulders, midriffs, freedom of thought, and gay people, seemingly cease to exist! Our school motto is “to produce the whitest straightest students to exist”. A small army of Frank Sinatras if you will. If you love good grades, stable mental health, discovering yourself, and the best two years of your life.. TURN THE FUCK AROUND BECAUSE THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR YOY

I have to go to therapy because I went to Jenison Junior High School

by Catsonweed May 30, 2018

Jenison

A school that is cheap as shit. They don’t get addicted to hardcore drugs because they’re too cheap to get anything but weed, alcohol and adderol. The people there are kinda shit except for a few real ones, bre .w Liz .s Leah .s

I hate jenison

It’s absolute shit

by Ashely rose December 21, 2019

Jenison

They party all night, and sleep during school. The kids here rebel against the conservative lifestyle of their parents. Every kid is likely to have a DUI before they even turn 21. They know how to have a good time, there's no doubt about it.

"Who's going to that party?"
"A bunch of Jenison girls"
"HELL YEAH!"

by sdfsdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdf July 14, 2009

Jenison

Jenison, Michigan. Is where all people are welcomed. We are no whores or sluts. We have a good Fine Arts program. (Plays,Orchestra,Band,and Choir) We have 5 elementarys (K-6), 1 Early Childhood Center, 1 Junior High (7-8), and 1 highschool (9-12). We are respectful, kind, curtosy, and a lot more, other than Hudsonville (A town over.) We have nice facilutys and a nice pool!

1 person: Do you like Jenison?
2 person: Yes I do! I'm in orchestra and they have fantastic teachers! Also I do swimming and they have a nice pool!
1 person: Cool! I might switch from Hudsonville, since kids get in fights all the time, to Jenison!
2 person: SWEET!! :D

by Jtown Girl 13 August 19, 2012

jenison

A town for big sluts that will have sex with just about anyone. People often hate eachother for no apparent reason, Hudsonville (a city over)is way better than Jenison, because there is no sluts and whores.

"She is such a whore!"
"Yeah, She must be from Jenison."

by x0x0brooke July 4, 2008

Jenison

a girl who lights up rooms without trying, if you become friends with her she’ll be the most amazing person you’ve ever met, her smile will be warming, her laugh will be comforting, and she’ll give you a unconditional love you can’t find in any other friend, and will be the most trustworthy friend you’ve ever had.

and irreplaceable person.

i saw jenison and my day was already perfect

by laylowv January 20, 2022