Basically an up-market version of Beyonce. Jessonce is so important you've probably never even heard of one. And when I say one, I mean one, there is only one Jessonce. Also the originator of such words as "wid", "widda", "wiccyman" & "widdagirl". What Jessonce lacks in common sense is made up for in extreme amounts of swag.
Beyonce: "Omg, who is that!"
Person 1: "That's Jessonce! Don't tell me you've never heard of her!?!"
Beyonce: "... Of course I have. I'm so jealous of that bitch!"
Person 1; "Aw widdagirl, bless you"
Person 1: "That's Jessonce! Don't tell me you've never heard of her!?!"
Beyonce: "... Of course I have. I'm so jealous of that bitch!"
Person 1; "Aw widdagirl, bless you"
by HJB15 December 6, 2013
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A typical way of writing Jason, but in Spanish. Jeysson is branded with the biggest dick award in the school all the time and is the strongest fucker you will ever see. He plays hockey which is funny because he doesn't have a chance since there has never been a Caribbean-born hockey player, sucks for him. Jeysson is in desperate need of a new girlfriend and wants too smash badly however he doesn't let girls know how big his dick really is because he is worried it is too big for them.
by Jeysson April 3, 2019
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by lolollollolol April 28, 2020
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