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Jewroses

A particular form of neuroses in which a person compulsively feels and expresses self-loathing and guilt simply because of their own Jewish identity, while similarly perceiving attacks and the hatred of most others for the same reason. These Jewrotics commonly blame historical prejudices (however far-removed) as well as their own upbringing, especially from the stereotypical self-esteem-bashing and guilt-placing by Jewish mothers. This Jewrotic (or jeurotic) behavior is best exemplified by the comedy act of Richard Lewis.

Woody Allen humorously acknowledges his own Jewroses in his film "Annie Hall," in which he perceives the simple question "D'you eat?" (Did you eat?) as the racial slur "D'Jew eat?"

by Poet Daddy February 24, 2008

jetrosexual

being bi-sexual and also having a sexual relationship with a cow and or pig.

Hannah is Jetrosexual.

by LU-LU May 13, 2005

Jerosexual

When you are as straight as a circle. This is when two men love each other so much that they are past being considered gay. This is the highest level of homosexuality.

Miguel: let’s get starbies !
John: Yass please!
Miguel: Did you know I’m Jerosexual?
John: omg no way I am too!!!

by Niael July 24, 2017