A person who loves the programming language Java without good reason, and often cannot back up why they love it so.
by softwareSpack February 2, 2010
Get the Java twat mug.A fictional owl-like being inadvertently created when an older gentleman from a northern Scandinavian country saw Star Wars and then proceeded to discuss the Jabba the Hut character with their heavy Scandinavian accent.
Oh yes, I’ve heard of him over the years and I think that Java the Hoot may be an outsized owl all amped on strong coffee but I don’t have a clue what he looks like!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019
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--for computer programmers and nerds.
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"AAAHHHBLHAHHHWEEEEE OMG!!!!"
"what is it?"
"sorry, just had a javagasm."
"AHHHHHHHHWOOOOOOOO!"
"intense javagasm. what'd you do?"
"i have been writing code for <insert lame, confusing computer program here> for 10 hours and it finally works. now to start the other half..."
"what is it?"
"sorry, just had a javagasm."
"AHHHHHHHHWOOOOOOOO!"
"intense javagasm. what'd you do?"
"i have been writing code for <insert lame, confusing computer program here> for 10 hours and it finally works. now to start the other half..."
by ihatecompsci April 26, 2009
Get the javagasm mug.Jay for short. Jayvardhan is funny, understanding and pretty fucking amazing. He might be the biggest cunt to a lot of people but to his favourites, he's delectable and lovable and absolutely perfect. He's rarely upset but when he is it's pretty fierce. He loves with all his heart and is a kinky lil shit too.
I am absolutely in love with Jayvardhan.
I am absolutely in love with Jayvardhan.
Jayvardhan come let's go cycling round the lanes.
Jayvardhan that's a nice chocolate, I'm taking it.
Jay I love you❤️
Jayvardhan that's a nice chocolate, I'm taking it.
Jay I love you❤️
by Crazymonkeysex;) May 31, 2018
Get the Jayvardhan mug.A pretentious, bohemian wanna-be, who frequents various coffee shops. He loves to spout his artiste-poseur opinions loudly in everyday conversation to anyone who will listen, so that his strong opinions can be heard by random strangers that he pines to impress. Almost always knows less than he tries so hard to convey. Usually has a laptop hooked up to wi-fi, yet rarely if ever touches the keyboard. Prefers to sit outside at the sidewalk table if possible so that he can be seen by as many cool locals as possible. Prides himself of being hip as evidenced by donning the latest trendy, hipster, hair-do. i.e., dreadlocks, shaved head, etc...
The "java-hipster" raved loudly to his nose-ringed buddies about the latest Johnny Depp film as the irritated cafe patrons feigned a yawn in his direction to show obvious annoyance at his pathetic attempts to be heard by all.
by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008
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1. One who is genuine and real in all aspects of life.
2. A mover and a thinker; a person who does not buy into trends to improve self-image.
3. A generous and giving individual.
4. A person who is really cute
1. You can try all you want, but you ain't no mohamad javad - you're a phoney.
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1. One who is genuine and real in all aspects of life.
2. A mover and a thinker; a person who does not buy into trends to improve self-image.
3. A generous and giving individual.
4. A person who is really cute
1. You can try all you want, but you ain't no mohamad javad - you're a phoney.
#cool#awesome#hott#nice#body#kind #cute
by Souloptophor August 18, 2018
Get the Mohamad javad mug."Man, did you see that girl with the dreads, the long skirt, and the cat-eye glasses? She's totally a java dyke."
by S. J. T. October 18, 2008
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