Jaylon

most annoying human being ever to be asking the planet but also has the most biggest heart a man could have although still annoying above everything else.

“look @ him acting like a jaylon”
“oh wow look @ him, has to be a jaylon”
“that girl looks so annoyed, probably because of a jaylon”

Jaylon by jaybaby4eva July 2, 2019

jaylon

a dumbass mother fucker who doesn't know shit. he talks more shit than he can back up. thinks he can fight but can't even beat up a bug. he is the biggest liar you will ever meet. over all, a complete jackass.

"omg my boyfriend is being such a jaylon today"

jaylon by shutitwhore February 6, 2017

Jaylon

A tall, slim, caring guy with a love for sex and a deep voice. Known to be secretly interested in gay sex.

My friend asked me if he could suck my penis. He must be a Jaylon.

Jaylon by Mr. Yhu October 16, 2011

jaylon

a dumbass mother fucker who doesn't know shit. he talks more shit than he can back up. thinks he can fight but can't even beat up a bug. he is the biggest liar you will ever meet. over all, a complete jackass.

"omg my boyfriend is being such a jaylon today"

jaylon by shutitwhore February 6, 2017

Jaylon

A gay ass nigga who plays on his phone in class, and plays too much fortnite

"Look it's that gay nigga jaylon"

Jaylon by Youtubeisgay May 9, 2018

Jaylon

Jaylon is a full on heart breaker. He is a whole entire player. He is funny and charming at first but once he gets tired of you he will instantly make up an excuse to break up with you just because he likes another girl and he wants to go shoot his shot and be with her. Most girls will say yes to Jaylon even if they hardly know him because at the beginning of the relationship or when he asks somebody out he is always nice and compliments them on everything until he gets tired of them! Here's a tip: Don't date a Jaylon!

Me: "Jaylon just broke up with me for that ugly rat! How could he like her over me?!"
Friend: "He doesn't he is just trying to cover up the fact that he needs you more than anybody else."
Friend #2: "Exactly, he knows he misses you he just doesn't want to seem like a baby and come crying back to you."

Jaylon by Skrt_skrt101 July 2, 2019