jark

a jackass jerk. what you say when you want to call someone a jackass and a jerk at the same time,
created by maddey miller =D

"dude, stop being such a jark!"

"ya JARK!!"

by maddey October 05, 2007

jarking off

masturbation haha funny word

i sure do love jarking off

by hahagayhaha May 08, 2021

JARK

n.
1. A very large jar, esp. one which can comfortably hold a lark.

Usage: The word must always be capitalized. Prefixes and suffixes must not be capitalized.

"Y'know, a JARK. It's like a Baker's Dozen is to a dozen, or a shitton is to a ton."

"Do you really need so many JARKs of peanut butter?"

by Mr. McCants May 20, 2007

Yew jark

its what nicks dad says...

Nicks dad: Nick, you got gum on my seat! Yew jark!

Nick: I got gum on my ass!

by Hey duud March 15, 2009

jarks

To be a scary cat or get scared of someone.

Ey my sisters outtie was jarks for me

She was jarks for the teacher

by Spoooky March 07, 2022

Jark

When 2 guys with foreskin dock each other.

Mark and Justin jark each other.

by Dixienormus1325 October 01, 2019

Jark

Military slang word meaning, To modify (weaponry) to disadvantage; especially, to attach and use a tracking device to covertly monitor its (the weapon/device) location.

"Agent Nash, Jark a couple of those rifles and a laptop to give to our informant!"

by EnigmaticContessa October 01, 2019