January 9

National give your girl best friend your sweatshirt day. And while your at it, KISS HER

Girl “wanna hang out on Saturday?”
Guy “sure I’ll bring a sweatshirt”

Girl “why, because it is cold?”
Guy “no because it is January 9th”

by Somekidfromthesouth November 23, 2020

January 9

This is National Shitting day. On this day, everyone must take the biggest shit they can, the sloppier the better. It should take a while to clean up

How big was your shit on January 9?

by EiEiRon February 25, 2021

January 9

Get ur titties sucked day. U have to get em sucked unless u a pussy . GET THEM SHITS SUCKED TRUST ME YOULL THANK ME LATER.

Your pussy finna be wet wet on January 9

by Justabadbitch October 16, 2019

January 9

National fuck a friend day

Joshua: Hey Vanessa, is January 9th. Get ready and let’s fuck!

by Pissrocket January 9, 2022

January 9

The day Caleb Clrbet was born, really hot dude who needs to wifey me up...
Wifey up your crush day😝

He was born January 9 at --:-- pm/am

by Gigi Hadid who October 24, 2019

January 9

when jungkook declared jkday.
beacuse of his birthday but backwards.
so its official its jkday!!

09-01 ➡️ 01-09
u get it jkday January 9??

by jk_bunny January 9, 2020

January 9

ITS NATIONAL GET YOUR LGBTQ+ FRIEND A GIFT

just get them a gift on January 9

by _eatmyshorts_ November 8, 2020