January 28th

January 28th is the day no one gives a single fuck. But they still have a little care for the one they love.

" January 28th...Oh its your birthday?"
Yeah im so excited!!!
"Idgaf."loll
Oh.... me neither

by Heyjessieee January 10, 2022

January 28th

On this day get ready for something amazing! Maybe a love will come, or something like money will show up! Good luck

On January 28th I found 50 dollars on the side of the road!

by raethegae January 21, 2022

January 28th

National slap a midget day.

“Hey have you heard what day it is?”

“No, what day is it?”

*Slaps the pride out*

“Hey what was that for!!”

“National Slap a Midget say young one.”

January 28th means you must slap many midgets.

by Someone Very Tall. January 23, 2021

January 28th

A stupid dyslexic annoying bitch was born

Me: hey! When’s you’re birthday?

You: January 28th why?
Me: oh haha you’re stupid then

You: yeah I know

by January 28th October 21, 2019

January 28th

National Andrew Ming’s Day

Him: Hey what national day is it
Her: You didn’t know, It’s January 28th
Him: and...?
Her: NIGGA, it’s fucking National Andrew Ming’s Day

by rainbowponies100 January 27, 2020

January 28th

National windmill Russ day.

I can’t believe it’s January 28th it’s national windmill Russ day, he’s fucked.

by Logangarang January 28, 2021

January 28th

28. 1. - Meet your soulmate day! The day I met THE most meaningful person in my life.
The best day of my life!

"January 28th was a grate day. It was the day I met the love of my life!"

by pR1zm4 February 4, 2021