January 17

The best day to cuddle up with your loved one or watch Netflix and give them head.

Girl- hey it’s January 17th you know what that means!

Boy- I’ll be over at 8.

by Mycockisphat October 15, 2019

January 17

my birthday.

January 17 is my bday

by Akwjwbsbkalaksjyyb ynalwmw March 21, 2021

January 17

People who are born on this day are the best! They are kind, hard working, flexible, and very pretty.

Did you know that her birthday is January 17th?

That explains everything!

by And I opp sksksksk November 23, 2019

January 17

Give your boyfriend a hug day.

Come on, give a hug to your boyfriend for being confident on January 17!

by Takiek November 5, 2019

January 17

National steal your siblings “saved” food day

January 17th

by Lax bitch January 16, 2020

January 17

National fuck your girlfriend day

It’s January 17,Go fuck your girlfriend

by J Gross November 29, 2019

January 17

National Smack a bitch, beat your meat, anime titties, hoe around, and slap ur friend day. Also.... u have a big penis

Person: Hey!

Me: what
Person: It's January 17
Me: ok

by Uh oh... STINKY! October 17, 2019