janitor

when you are fucking some brod and then let her head down on the flow and use her hair as a mop.

hence as a janitor mops up the floor!

by cheuwuuw May 13, 2005

janitor

a drunk internet team speak server admin who likes to feel important so he bans people and kicks them to make himself feel better because he has a very sad life outside of the internet and has to feel big on teamspeak...i hope they get drunk and get in an accident and Die...

hey speidel..u were making humming noises so im retarded and im going to ban you cause im peipers but buddy

by jok3r April 3, 2005

Janitor

A genius failed by the education system who can secretly answer math problems at a post-collegiate level but doesn't reveal this talent until it is too late.

Matt Damon: DON'T DO IT, MAN! NOT YOU, MAN!!!!
Student: Shut up, janitor.

by SpaceMouse April 17, 2010

Janitor

1. People with huge beards in your school that cleans up after your shit, but in reality, they are the rulers of the world. Usually old people with a crazed look in his eyes, they are very wise and the only mens on the planet able to make babies.
2.He's your dad.

1. Voter 1: Hey, is George Bush a janitor?
Voter 2: Nah he's too dumb to be one. Osama is a real janitor. Look at the size of his beard!

by semaca January 10, 2009

Janitor

A master of the custodial arts.

I'm a master of the custodial arts...or a Janitor if you wanna be a dick about it.

by TheFiend138 July 18, 2014

Janitor

It’s DAX... What Dax always brings up in his songs or should I say freestyles and remixes

Person: Hey did you attend Fouseys Hate Dies Love Arrives concert
Human: Oh yea didn’t Dax perform and bring up his bs story about being a JANITOR

by Mr. 69420 March 14, 2020

The Janitor

The creepiest person on the planet. Has an expressionless face most of the time, you might see him in your cafeteria. He is always hiding something, and once you find out what it is.....you will wish you never knew........

I stalked the janitor at his office...it turns out that behind closed doors, he is a satanist!!! I couldn't believe my eyes :O

by anti_asshole January 9, 2013