wang jangler

the product of adorning ones wang with festive seasonal accouterments (bells, holly, garland etc.)

Dennis: I can't wait for the office holiday party this evening

Petra: Me neither

Dennis: I have been selecting multiple items from the Hobby Lobby so that I can show off me wang jangler

Petra: Neat, I am down with your wang jangler....

by cornfritter December 23, 2010

Kang Jangler

The turd that cannot be wiped.

Man, I took a shit the other day and had a kang jangler. I wiped 50 times and it was still there.

by ChieF TroN April 23, 2022

nerve-jangler

Someone who makes one nervous, uncomfortable, weary or unforthcoming.

Jeff: "do you like wearing kittens as mittens?".

Arnold: "two sets of two words, one time: piss off, nerve-jangler!".

Jeff: "...how about beaver skin boxers...!?".

by Robert Head April 23, 2007

Nanny Janglers

A grandmother’s tin of various things. Can be used to call other people out on their clutter of things or unnecessary objects.

Dude, clean up all your nanny Janglers! We have company!

by This Grandma Loves Her Little February 19, 2019

jingle jangler

A person who grabs balls and fondles them

You jingle jangler

by Mc jingle jangler May 5, 2017

junk jangler

someone who likes to play with my balls...

Certificatologist: "yo' mama be a junk jangler."

Midget: "yeah, she's a ho..."

Certificatologist: "she be janglin' my junk all the muthafuckin' time..."

by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006

Fang Janglers

A word old people say when talking about new technology or other things

Old Person: You here about those new fang janglers thingys

Kid: Yes I’ve heard about the new phone Old Person ,stop here because this is filler, I get that you don’t get about new technology and other things

by JakePersonYT September 3, 2019